Ali Ahsan

I try not to take things too seriously and like to write from time to time.

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Congratulations Lahore, You Rank The Highest For Air Pollution. We Beat India, Again

Like most mornings, I drove to work wearing a mask that hopefully blocks out air pollutants (PM2.5 to be more specifi...

3 Jan, 2019
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Manchester United Just Sacked Jose Mourinho And Looks Like He’s The Specialist In Failure 🔥🔥🔥

If you’re a Manchester United fan, you’re going to have to wait even longer to celebrate any of the glory...

18 Dec, 2018
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This is How Famous People in Pakistan Would Look If They Didn’t Have Eyebrows

People you see on TV usually look great thanks to a crew that works hard otherwise there’s no way in hell they ...

12 Dec, 2018
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Singer Bilal Khan Is Being Called Out By Shamoon Ismail For Allegedly Stealing His Song

It’s been a while since Bilal Khan, the singer turned actor, released a new song. His claim to fame, “Bac...

21 Oct, 2018
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Nawaz Sharif Couldn’t Vote Today Because He Forgot His CNIC And It’s Really Hard Not To LOL

Nawaz Sharif probably woke up today and had only one thing on his mind: vote for former prime minister Shahid Khaqan ...

14 Oct, 2018
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A Falooda Seller From Karachi Became A Billionaire Over Night. How? He Has No Idea

While we all like to talk shit about the rich, we also wish we were one of them. Who doesn’t dream about waking...

30 Sep, 2018

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Akon Just Asked Pakistanis To Donate To The Dam Fund And Wow, Chief Justice Saqib Nisar Got To Him Too

12 year old me jamming to Smack That by Akon is shook. Over a decade ago, when I was jamming to ‘Smack ThatR...

15 Jan, 2019
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People Are Replacing Movie Names With ‘Salai Machine’ After Aleema Khan Declared It As Her Money-Maker

I love the Internet. In a recent interview, Aleema Khan declared that her ‘Salai Machine’ was her main so...

15 Jan, 2019
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We Just Found The Pakistani Version Of Jason Momoa AKA Khal Drogo, And 👅👅👅

Jason Momoa has a Pakistani doppleganger   Since the teaser for the final season of Game of Thrones dropped, the...

15 Jan, 2019
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Badass Police Officer Dr. Anoosh Masood Was Just Declared The Best Crime Fighter Of The Year In Lahore

She’s a doctor, police officer, and all around badass!  There is honestly nothing which makes me happier than P...

15 Jan, 2019
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Imran Ashraf Opens Up About The Struggles Of Making It Big In Pakistan In This Heartfelt Interview

Imran Ashraf has won a lot of hearts through the character of Bhola in ‘Ranjha Ranjha Kardi’. Imran has r...

15 Jan, 2019
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This Beauty Trick Will Make Your Lipstick, Mascara And Basically All Of Your Products Last Longer

It’s pretty cool ~ Beauty products, as all of us avid users know, have a shelf life. And it pretty much SUCKS b...

15 Jan, 2019