Want to find out if your bae is more bae-emaan than that love struck puppy he claims to be during your late night WhatsApp chats?

Here’s a handy little checklist that can help you. For any and all current and future baes, if you’re lucky enough.

Check all that apply to your bae:

1. Bae is super possessive about his phone and takes it around at all times.

2. He has more women on his phone, Facebook and other social media applications than you do.

3. He talks about his friends, tells you stories that revolve around them but fails to introduce you –

his friends are apparently busier than the President of Pakistan (whatever his name is)

4. His texts take forever to reach you for prolonged periods of time and you’re like???

5. Bae goes MIA often and always has a stupid explanation up his sleeve.

6. There are way too many “boys nights”

7. He cancels on your plans with a lame-ass excuse such as, “Abbu ka kaam kerna perh gaya“

8. Commitment ke naam se jaan nikalti hay unki.

9. Magar phir bhi apko “jaan” kehte hein.

10. He thinks it’s perfectly cool to say something like, “Amirah/Michelle/Shanzae/Ifrah jesi bandi mil jaaye kissi ko tou kya baat hay“

11. He lies/hides things and when you catch him in the act, he turns it around to blame you.

“Issiliye nai bataya tha kyunkay tum baat ka bhatangar banati ho”

12. Sorry kehnay se unkay paisay lagtay hein.

13. While texting someone when he’s with you, he hunches back or sits at an angle so that you can’t see who’s name pops up on the screen.

14. He tells you to limit your interaction online-

Even deleting something you posted on his Facebook wall.

15. He says he has plans with “Usman” but Usman’s Facebook activity shows that he’s at Faisalabad or something???

16. Three-fourths of the people he follows on Instagram are fahaash, nangi patangi bajiyaan.

17. You notice his texting language changes quite often.

Since when did his emojis start having noses? :-))))

18. There are lots of numbers on his phone that aren’t saved.

19. Nicknames are inconclusive of your relationship status: “Buddy”, “bro” and “sport” are thrown around quite a lot.

20. He’s apparently not ready for a “serious relationship”

21.The zaalima doesn’t get you your coca cola.

22. If he’s none of these, wtf? Why did you even click on this?

Results:

If you’ve checked more than half:

You need to start monitoring the guy’s body language more closely for warning signs.

If you’ve crossed 17 or more

Well… ditch ’em quicker than those fake Chanel bags you have to ditch ‘cuz you tore yet another one.

And if your bae scores lower than 10? Then…

Get that wedding dress appointment in order.

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