Please take this piece in good humor. Sarcasm hai, yaar.

The new iPhone X is out and fans already cannot wait to get their hands on it. Some are already even planning to sell their old phones to buy it.

Well friends, if you don’t want to sell your old phones, here are some other realistic things of yours that you can sell to buy Apple’s newest creation 😉

1. Your kidneys

Everyone knows selling a kidney is THE thing to do to get an iPhone. Just cut one up and get yourself that iPhone because kidney toh do hoti hain, doosri se kaam chala lena.

2. Bottles of your blood

An average human body contains 4.7-5.5 liters of blood. So you’ll have to sell off blood for at least a month, everyday before you can afford the $999 wala iPhone.

3. Your gallbladder

You can survive without a gallbladder, you’re good to go by selling it. After all, it’s the newest iPhone.

4. Your heart

YOU CAN BUY 119 IPHONES BY SELLING ONE HEART…. unless your heart is a dark heart. Kaalay dil walay hazraat se maazrat.

5. Your coronary artery

It’s the artery that supplies blood to all parts of the body. Pretty sure someone would definitely want to buy it off from you, for at least the price of an iPhone.

6. Your shoulder

Kisi ko kandha awain nahi detay. Sirf apne iPhone ke liye dijiye apna keemati kandha.

7. Your small intestine

Choti anterriyan can get you two iPhones, hopefully. Waise bhi barri wali hain na.

8. Your eyeballs

This actually might work in terms of money. People really need eyes, lots of eyesight issues in this world, thanks to unnatural consumption of light by your eyes.

9. Your stomach

Khaana kha ke kiya karna hai, if you don’t have an iPhone, you don’t have an iPhone.

10. Your eggs

This one is for the ladies only. Unless you’re a guy who can find a sonay ka anda. We’re sure they’ll sell for more than an ordinary human egg.

11. Sell your soul to the devil

Anday nahi baichnay? You can sell your soul to that devil who lurks around you all the time. iPhone X at the cost of your soul is a fair deal, guys. Sach mein.

12. Sell yourself to a rich family

Find someone filthy rich who will go all crazy for you with their money and get an iPhone from them. You can leave them after getting the iPhone. Kya zarurat to stay with them for the rest of your life and make yourself feel miserable? Haina na?

13. Ask for your hissa in jaidad from your parents

Ye haqq hai humara!

All fun, humor, and sarcasm aside, if you’re that much crazy about getting iPhone X, start saving money and DON’T SELL ANYTHING because that will actually help you in getting it.

Cover image via: techcrunch.com