This Website Tells You What Status Update You Will Post in 10 Years

By Aam Nawab | 17 Apr, 2016

Are you one of those people who likes to update their Facebook status quite a bit? Maybe you like to ask people for feedback about something. Or maybe you like to bitch about the political situation in Pakistan, such as the stupid Cyber Crime Bill.

 

But have you wondered what sort of status update you’ll be posting in 10 years?

Well, maybe you can find out. Just maybe. This website, Panda Cat, claims to show you what you’ll be posting in 10 years.

status game

Not gonna lie, I’d love to get to a point where I’m trying to decide where to invest £1,000,000.

Just to test the website out, I tried it again to see what kind of status it would show me.

And to see if it would even give me a different one. This time around, it wasn’t as pleasant…

status

This one freaked me out a little bit because the comment it shows by my friend Fe Pereira is something he would actually comment. So, I tried it again the third time to see what would happen. And I’m not going to share the result because…well boundaries 🙂

 

The website had a few other features as well.

There was one where it tried to predict why the FBI would be after me. This was a complete load of crap.

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For starters, my brother and I have never flirted with women before in our life. Secondly, we have an 8 year age gap so that’s also a reason why this is stupid. And more importantly, neither my brother nor I are good with flirting. I wish I were, oh boy do I. I’d also like for the government to throw the Cyber Crime Bill in the dust bin, but sometimes we can’t get what we want.

Then I came across one that tells me how long I’ll last in bed.

And that’s where I stopped.

 

Let us know below in the comments sections about what kind of status the website showed you.

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