Forgetful people problems lol
Are you always forgetting something or the other every time you go out of the house? Are your friends always yelling out your name and handing you your dropped stuff? Are you seriously considering your nano’s advice of eating badaam every morning?
If the answer to all three questions, above, is a yes then, my friend, you are a forgetful person. Your struggle is real because it’s a consistent pattern, unlike others who casually forget stuff every now and then and laugh about it. Yours is a daily struggle and there are many jugaar that you’ve utilized all your life to help you through this.
Here are some of the struggles of a forgetful Pakistani:
1. You repeat every name in your mind at least 5 times so you don’t forget it in the next two minutes.
2. You start shitting your pants when you have to introduce a person you just met, to your friends, because you’ve forgotten their name.
3. You’re so forgetful that you aren’t even sure if you remembered to turn off the tap from this morning while brushing your teeth.
4. And now you’re actually considering the possibility of having flooded your bathroom.
5. You end up delaying hang out plans because you can’t ever find your keys because you’re so forgetful.
6. You have a routine every night because you know if you don’t you’ll forget it while rushing to get ready the next morning.
7. Every time you stand up, you make sure your forgetful self looks around you because you’re sure to drop stuff out of your pockets.
8. Your friends know never to trust your forgetful being with bringing a cake for birthdays unless they tell you on the day of the event because you’ll forget it if told even a day before.
9. Meeting people the second time is AWKWARD because you’re so forgetful that you don’t remember their name from your last meeting.
Because you obviously don’t remember their name from the first meeting.
10. “Tsk, bhool gaya (or gayi)” forms a part of your daily vocabulary.
11. You’re thankful to Facebook because you don’t have to awkwardly wish “belated birthdays” to people anymore.
Actually come to think of it, you’re still too forgetful to wish people on the day of.
12. You are given gifts of watches and time pieces.
13. Your memory never supports you.
14. Unless it’s right before something important.
15. And then you’re racing against time to avoid any more awkwardness.
But you know, with your forgetfulness, it is inevitable.
Don’t worry, you’re not alone. And it WILL get worse as you age. But always remember, don’t sweat the small stuff, have fun. Don’t forget that 😉
15 Lazy People Problems Only An EXTREMELY Lazy Person Can Understand
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