So you’ve been having an “interesting” time with your friends and when you return home your ami notices your red eyes, extra wide smile and the stoned expression on your face. YOU’VE BEEN CAUGHT.
What do you do now? How do you save your ass from a whopping from abbu jee? Will you able to survive being locked up in your room for the rest of your life? So many things start happening in your mind and you try to fight the high to focus on the situation.
Here’s what goes through your mind when your parents catch you smoking up:
1. You start panicking.
“Oh bhains, what now?”
2. The first idea is to DENY.
3. But then you realize, your parents are too smart to believe you haven’t done anything.
4. So you start thinking of excuses.
“Ali ne dhokay se pila diya, mummy”
5. You try and not laugh at the situation.
You’re already high and having a good time but then you’re dealing with such a situation… and you can’t stop laughing.
6. You think about your stash.
“Oh falooda, what if mummy goes through my pockets right now!?!”
7. DENY.
8. Wonder why time is going by so slow.
9. Think about your smoke-up partner friends and worry if they’re going through the same ordeal.
10. You curse your fate because your other siblings are NEVER EVER caught doing anything.
11. DENY.
12. Oye bhook lag gayi yaaaar.
Pizzaaaaaaaaaa…
13. Plan which footpath you will sleep for the rest of your life.
14. Would everything be okay if you just ran away right now?
15. DENY?
Smoke up responsibly.