This is Queen vs Meghan in true desi family drama style
Let’s be honest, as much as we’re trying to convince ourselves otherwise, we are NOT over the Royal Wedding.
Like, at all. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram – all we can think about is the fact that this fairytale dream came true and that Meghan is a 21st century Cinderella and just, haye,
IT WAS JUST SO PERFECT.
All of us, in a nutshell. ^
But anyway, though the David Beckham images are the gifts that keep giving, the focus has shifted from the wedding itself to the Queen and it is the best thing we have seen to come out of this wedding. Again, APART from the Beckham’s, of course.
A parody account of the Queen on Twitter is tweeting the most bitchy things about Meghan and it is SO good.
Meghan ko roti banani tak nahi aati
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 21, 2018
These tweets by fake Queen against Meghan are so savage, it’ll make you wonder just how far or close to the truth they really are.
Meghan ki Maa ko palace mai servant quarter day kar ghalti kardi, ye ab nahi jayegi
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 21, 2018
Haye, waisay Maa peh nahi jaatay.
LMAAAAO.
Meghan kal se Palace ke Wifi ka password maang rahi hai
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 21, 2018
Wonder what that password is…
Okay honestly, can you blame the fake Queen saas and her gham over bahu Meghan
Meghan chotay ghar se Palace mai aayi hai, roz gum hojati hai
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 26, 2018
Chotay ghar se aa kar Meghan ne jab itna bara PALACE dekha tou kehti hai is ka kuch hissa kiraye par dedetay hain
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 27, 2018
And then apart from the wedding, it seems the account did not shy away from other aspects of the Queen’s life.
Kate Middleton aur meri umr mai sirf 2 saal ka farq hai
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 27, 2018
Mera purana DRIVER pichlay saal kaam chor kar wapas apnay gaon chala gaya, naye ko CAR CRASH ka pata nahi hai
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 22, 2018
We’ll just leave this here for all of the conspiracy theorists.
ALSO, BREAKING NEWS!??!
Royal wedding ke baad mai aaj aap logo ko ek aur breaking news dedoun?
Jee haan mai PREGNANT hoon
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 22, 2018
— Humayra (@Humayrah1358) May 23, 2018
WHAT IS 2018!?!??!
Ultra sound karwaya
GAS thi.
Mai samjhi thi PREGNANT houn#LastTweet— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 23, 2018
Oh, false alarm.
WooOooOooOOooOow, LOW blow but people seem to love this fake Queen and her Meghan hating rants
Jab se Meghan ki Maa yahan rehnay ayi hai, Palace se cheezai’n chori horahi hain
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 24, 2018
RUDE.
If this doesn’t put Aamir Liaquat back on his show, I don’t know what will.
Harry aur Meghan ki shadi bohot jald #BOLEntertainment ke morning show mai dobara karayi jayegi
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 25, 2018
Annnnnnnd on that note…
"Queen Eli, send me your nudes!" – Said no-one ever
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) May 25, 2018
We’re out.
Suffice to say, people are RAVING about this account and all of Queen Lizzy’s funny tweets.
HAHAHAHA you're killing it
— Sherry (@CherieDamour_) May 29, 2018
LOLOLOLOL! Epicccccccccccccccc! This account is awesome, I can't stop laughing I swear! https://t.co/0GgmnxpZhn
— Gul Ghutai (@GulGhutae) May 28, 2018
An ICONIC ACCOUNT!! Pakistani twitter peaked after this account was made!!??
The rest of brown twitter is LITERALLY TREMBLING IN A FETAL POSITION ON THE GROUND RN!!!
— dad's a muggle, mam's a witch (@sobi_siddique) May 28, 2018
BEST TWITTER ACCOUNT. PERIOD.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.@MalkaEBartania ???❤— بینش. (@BeenishMuffin) May 28, 2018
Lololol laughing so hard.
This account is best thing ever happened to me on twitter. Lmao. https://t.co/VYULEpMq6a— ? (@parhloMaryam) May 28, 2018
What do you think about the account? Find these tweets funny? If you had the Queen’s social media handles for a day, what would you do? Let us know in the comments section below! Love you.
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Cover photo source: Pool / Reuters