Donald Trump is a famous man. He has been famous for many years, now but as the next President of the USA and as the “leader of the free world”, as Americans like to call the guy, he is especially famous, now. His comments about Muslims and Pakistan, though, haven’t made him an endearing figure. Some television reports even tried by allegedly reporting that he was born in Pakistan but that didn’t work either.
Well, Mr. Trump himself may not be a Pakistani but we sure do have a Pakistani Donald Trump.
The Pakistani Donald Trump is a hilarious Twitter account dedicated to Donald Trump where he tweets everything and anything he can, for his Pakistani audience. Here are all the times the Pakistani Trump was more entertaining than the original one:
1. Like the average Pakistani he hates on India, too
We will have to get rid of Canada and India if we want this world to be a less populated/less polluted planet.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 22, 2016
2. This Donald’s first item once he gets in office is this:
alright first order of business, let's ban flamingos, they're just gay penguins. no need for them.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 13, 2016
3. Next he’s going to block Hillary, and he isn’t joking
I am blocking Hillary on WhatsApp! I hate her for sending me my (photoshopped) nudes to discouarage me, I have bigger organs.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 13, 2016
4. He also seems to be particularly infatuated with Maya Ali
Something interesting on its way..!! ?
Photography by Mclaren ? pic.twitter.com/Djx4PQtpcB— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 1, 2016
5. Like, a lot
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) October 19, 2016
7. So much so that he has watched Mann Mayal
#MannMayal Memories..!! ?? pic.twitter.com/a3Si0yBHVS
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) October 15, 2016
Also see: 13 Pakistani Dramas For Everyone Who Hated Mann Mayal
8. He wants Muslims to be banned from the US but he has reasons you didn’t realize
I say "I will ban Muslims" for a reason, America is unsafe for them, I want them to wait until I make America a safer place for them.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 13, 2016
9. Pakistani Donald Trump also stands with the people who died in the Orlando gay nightclub attack
I'm not gay but if I thought it would save all those lives, I would have let Omar Mateen blow me. I'd have accepted that blowjob for America
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 13, 2016
10. The Pakistani Trump has also suffered at the hands of easyload wali Asma and he’s going to make sure he does something about it
Some radical Muslim girl has messaged me, she has asked me for something called "easyload", I have forwarded her message to the CIA and FBI.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 13, 2016
11. But he’s just as racist as the original one
After hundreds of filters and photo editing applications in the world, shame on the Africans for (still) being black!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 13, 2016
12. And Islamophobic(?)
Muslims actually look like most of their deleted selfies.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 13, 2016
13. And finally, Pakistani Donald Trump may have become the most powerful man in the world but he knows who will remain beyond even Trump himself
Alive is Bhutto
Bhutto is alive— Donald J. Trump (@realDonledTrump) November 22, 2016
Cover image via: Forbes.com