You come across a lot of people in life, some good some bad. Then there are people who won’t really be happy with a lot of things going on in life. And if you’re one of them, this is for you. Don’t worry, you won’t be happy with this article either:
1. You tend to live in the comments section of most social media platforms
YouTube, Facebook, Instagram. You want to be the first to comment about how everything about what’s posted is W.R.O.N.G.
Aur MangoBaaz per bhi aap ka kaafi chakkar lugta rehta hai.
2. Or you’re always complaining about things IRL
You don’t mind butting into random conversations or bugging people when they’re working to tell them they’re not doing it right.
3. You usually call the manager at restaurants and make them take back the food
Because something or the other always goes wrong. Khaana kharaab hota hai ya phir waiter ne sahi se glass table per nahi rakha hota.
4. You’re always telling people they’re doing something wrong
Because you can.
5. You always jump to give your opinion regardless of whether or not it’s needed
Cuz obviously your opinion is better than everyone else’s.
6. You watch every movie AND every TV show and then complain about it
7. You get restless if you can’t complain about something
8. ‘What is this?’ is your life’s motto
What is this? Why is this? Hain?
9. You have caught people trying to avoid you
Because they know you’re trouble when you walk in.
10. But that doesn’t really stop you from giving your opinion
Wanted or not.
11. At the end of the day, you know you’re right, and anyone else’s opinion is just a little piece shit, so you keep on going
And if there is someone hating on you, wese tau woh bhi ghalat hi hain.
Tau basically, aap theek ho, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Cover image via: Six Sigma Plus