It just so happens that we live in a country that thrives on post-dinner cricket tabsaray and drawing room discussions over politics and religion, much like drug addicts smoke and roll pot and hashish. In a land where armchair analysts thwart governments and drive state policies with their ill-informed votes and baseline knowledge, many consume late night political talk shows like their daily dose of hot, steaming cuppa chaaye.
One fine gentleman decided to list the frauds we see on national television.
Osama Ashaqeen, goes by the handle @mosama1991 and calls himself, “rarely funny, mostly offensive”
First on the hot seat is none other than Pakistan’s sweetheart, Mr Najam Sethi.
https://twitter.com/mosama1991/status/718124506078953472
This is what happens when “fake it till you make it” doesn’t quite work out.
Source: Memeabad
Second in line: Javed Chaudhry
Javed Chu:Such is the level of his investigative skills that a person can't even perform Wuzzu without him noticing pic.twitter.com/AoPAgRM8Qf
— Osama Ashaqeen (@mosama1991) April 7, 2016
The man does have high-end selfie surveillance, that’s for sure.
Source: Adnan Ahmed Sivia
Source: Adnan Ahmad Sivia
If you think Hamid Mir might be spared, think again.
H Mir:Better spinner than Saeed Ajmal.Even he cant tell which side he's on but whichever one it is its bound to lose pic.twitter.com/BmxoXl5enc
— Osama Ashaqeen (@mosama1991) April 7, 2016
Reaction:
Next target: Absar Alam
Absar Alam:Tea bagging PMLN got him PEMRA Chairmanship,still the least recognizable person in Pakistan pic.twitter.com/w4cPSRpg9k
— Osama Ashaqeen (@mosama1991) April 8, 2016
Meh. Not feeling it.
Osama steps up his game with the notorious Amir Liaqat
*gets popcorn*
Amir Liaqat: He's Not a journalist,Not Anchor,Not IslamicScholar,Not politician,Not sports analyst,Not Human pic.twitter.com/lM98cLttyO
— Osama Ashaqeen (@mosama1991) April 8, 2016
THAT’S RIGHT. THAT BEAUTIFUL BURN. THE BLIP ON HUMANITY.
Source: Imgur
Next up: Lucman. Mubasher Lucman.
One doesn't need any enemies when they have a friend like Mubashir Lucman. Meinu Note wakha mera mood banay pic.twitter.com/jplbUat5uQ
— Osama Ashaqeen (@mosama1991) April 8, 2016
Let’s not forget that he’s too sexy for his cat.
Source: Memeabad
Going to skip over to Reham Khan because…that’s much more masalaydaar.
Reham Khan:Has milked her failed marriage more than PPP has milked Bhutto's name or Afridi his fastest century pic.twitter.com/ae97T1RRrg
— Osama Ashaqeen (@mosama1991) April 9, 2016
While we’re on the subject, please take a moment to acknowledge this shit Photoshop job.
Source: Funny Pictures
I mean?
Source: Funny pictures
These are some of the biggest names in Pakistan’s media. Do you agree with Osama’s allegations against them?
Zarra ye bhee check karein: