City wars are a never ending phenomenon. Now, we all know how passionate everyone is about their hometowns, even their country. New York vs Los Angeles, London vs Paris, Delhi vs Mumbai, it happens everywhere in the world. Similarly, the eternal tussle between three of Pakistan’s biggest metropolitan cities just keeps on going.
So, MangoBaaz decided to dip our toes in this fire by getting some celebrities to do some roasting.
Ali Safina, Ushna Shah and Uzair Jaswal read out everything that people say on the internet about each other’s cities (yes, woh becharay khud larai nai kara rahay thay bas aap sab ke kahay hue alfaz parh rahay thay). And then they had a little fun with it.
Nothing, and nobody was spared
Like Karachi’s sea
Or Lahori girls having some charbi
Not even Islamabadi burgers were spared
And, boy oh boy, were people fighting
— Hamza Amjad (@hamzamjad) November 24, 2016
— Joolay Lolz (@JoolayLolz) November 27, 2016
It was like the hunger games all over again
Ye mangobaaz mukbari kr rhe hain, larayian karwa rhe hain.
— ARSALAN` (@akelabanda) November 24, 2016
Or as if Qayamat had arrived in Pakistan
Mangobaaz bhi qayamat ki nishaniyun mein se aik hai.
— Minahil Zeb (@MinahilZeb) November 25, 2016
Karachi ka uchlo bhi famous ho gaya
— Sehrish Azhar (@SehrishAzhar6) November 25, 2016
Mangobaaz walo se suna hai k karachi wale bolte
— Asif Ali Bugti. (@iamBugti_18) November 25, 2016
And everyone jumped in to defend their city
— KT (@Kinnzayyy) November 23, 2016
— Hifza Khan (@hifzakhann) November 23, 2016
But ultimately, we all know who really won this “war”
These “city wars” and all, they don’t mean anything. They’re just some light-hearted banter (and if you take these silly things too seriously, yaar grow up).
— Saba Saeed (@saeedsaba26) November 30, 2016
And if you really love Pakistan so much, here’s something that should keep you engaged.
This is Pakistan’s first online film. Ali Safina, Ushna Shah and Uzair Jaswal, all of them are in here, together (not fighting over their cities). And it’s SO MUCH FUN.
Mazay kee baat ye hai, this is only the trailer… picture abhee baaqi hai mere dost 😉
P.S. Here’s a smart suggestion for all the haters out there who’re still not over their hatred
Ab tu kisi actor/actress ki buraye kertay bhi dar lagta hai. Kiya pata Mangobaaz walay zaleel kerwa dain ?
— Haniya. (@BrownChica_) November 28, 2016
Pyaar kar yaar… apni city ko defend kar, oye kuch kar guzar.
This article has been sponsored by Djuice Pakistan.