Faisalabadi juggatein are savage
If you think that Faisalabad is only famous for its ghanta ghar aur aath bazar then I’m afraid, you don’t know anything about this city, my friend. The city is also famous for its Faisalabadis who are known for their witty replies or more commonly called, juggatein and also for their love of Punjabi stage shows. If you have a Faisalabadi friend then you definitely know what I’m talking about.
If you still haven’t figured it out then let’s introduce you to some typical Faisalabadi responses to give you a better insight into these top notch juggatein:
A Twitter user asked her followers to ‘act’ like Faisalabdis by tweeting out some typical Faisalabadi responses
Twitter user @ByeArmish asked people to respond as a person from Faisalabad would and they did not hold back.
Act like a Faisalabadi in replies.
I wanna see😂— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
Of course, Faisalabadi Twitter promptly responded with some typical juggatein and hilarity ensued
For starters, here’s one REALLY typical Faisalabadi behavior. Basically, someone posted a clip of the songs a Faisalabadi would listen to while driving:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA.I AM DEAD.
CANT STOP LAUGHING— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
Now here comes the famous bus driver and the Faisalabadi juggatein that will make you burst into laughter
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
Faisalabadi juggatein are hilarious but the accented language of us Faisalabadis just makes them even better
I mean, look at this shista Punjabi with a tint of Urdu in it.
OHSHIT,HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣😃
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
No relationship, I repeat, no relationship was spared by the Faisalabadis and their savage juggatein in the replies, be it pa’en(sister) or mamu
🤣🤣🤣🤣
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
Oh haha,BEST ONE so far🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
😂😂
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
Hahahaa,sabse zyada yeh wala he hai comment😂😂😂
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
Subha se sab yahi maang rahay hain
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
A few also highlighted the love-hate relationship between Faisalabadis and Lahore
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHHAHAHAHA
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
People were equally keen on Faisalabadi pronounciation as they were on Faislabadi juggatein
Like, for example, many in Faisalabad (and of course, other parts of the country, it’s not a Faislabad-only thing, it’s just famously become associated with us) commonly call “spray” as “sa-pray“. As pointed out by this user too, it is habb-bbas and not habs when you’re in Faisalabad.
Waqaye mai, bohat hai🤣
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 25, 2020
Faisalabadi juggatein also never shy away from body shaming people and people didn’t forget to include these descriptions of the physical features of a person as a typical Faisalabadi would say
shakal vekho jiven ishaaray te nich roki hondi ha
— Zohad (@Zohadtweets) July 25, 2020
تُسی اپنا مُنہ ویکھو جیویں آٹے دے پیڑے وِچ مُکی وَجی ہوندی آ 😛😂
— 🇪🇬 (@CyberEngnr) July 26, 2020
Their jokes about giving directions to the people were also a part of the replies
Me to Baba ji asking for direction : Baba ji kntta kr jana j
Baba ji: ty ja mama menu ki dsda 🤦🏻♂️
— 🆂🆉 (@shahidzahoor) July 25, 2020
paain ay nair o nairo laa k jana 😎
— Dijay (@Khadija24khan) July 25, 2020
Faisalabadis kept on showcasing their ‘skills’ by tweeting out hilarious juggatein
🤣🤣🤣🤣
— A. (@ByeArmish) July 26, 2020
So, this was all about it. Do you also have some Faisalabadi juggatein to share? Drop them in the comments below.
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Cover image via: @ByeArmish and @AaTeryJinnKadaa via Twitter / gnnhd.tv