Married couples are very unaware of their bodies, sadly
As a single person, everyone has questions you’re dying to ask a person who would talk to you about sex, without being judgmental. Those questions don’t end jab shaadi ho jaati hai, and married women and men are no different when it comes to really not knowing what to do in the bedroom.
These are some of THE craziest questions people have asked the Pakistani sex expert aka Dr. Rizwan-ul-haq of the infamous Noor Clinic:
1. This person didn’t want love making to have an asar on his career as a sportsman when he got married
![Married Couples Questions 19](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/sexee.jpg)
2. While this lady is really worried why she isn’t making eggs
![Married Couples Questions 18](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/eggs.jpg)
Someone needs to tell her that women don’t lay the eggs that they make.
3. And this woman just wants to teach her man some foreplay
![Married Couples Questions 17](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/orgarssm.jpg)
And the answer was a little too blunt, unfortunately:
![Married Couples Questions 16](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/r2.jpg)
4. This lady inquired about her husband’s… uhmm… obsession with mirrors
![Married Couples Questions 15](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/shyyfeleing.jpg)
Someone’s been watching a lot of porn, we think.
5. This lady wanted tips to turn her gay husband straight
![Married Couples Questions 14](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/hubbbybybyby.jpg)
It don’t work that way, lady.
6. This guy found a new way to please his raju and is afraid he might’ve found something better than his wife
![Married Couples Questions 13](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/mastermasett.jpg)
7. While this newly married man was worried about his dark knight rising…a little too quickly
![Married Couples Questions 12](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/awkksjs.jpg)
8. This poor insaan’s obviously never had a first kiss
![Married Couples Questions 11](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/spitti.jpg)
And God forbid he does have one because OMG ALL THEM STDs!
![Married Couples Questions 10](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/kissinggunna.jpg)
9. This newbie shaadi shuda mard wanted to know the geography of the female anatomy
![Married Couples Questions 9](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Untitled-1-copy-hole.jpg)
Someone give him a map, please. Isiliye kehte hain schools ko bio books pe diagrams cover nahi karnay chahiye.
10. This innocent guy wanted to know if it’s okay to ask his wife to send nudes to him
![Married Couples Questions 8](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nuddeess.jpg)
11. While this married woman was having some wild fantasies about her sex life
![Married Couples Questions 7](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/three-meeenn.jpg)
And this helpful gentleman didn’t mind turning those fantasies into reality.
![Married Couples Questions 6](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/replytrhreeen.jpg)
12. This poor lady’s rather irritated with her husband’s uhmm… sexual activities
![Married Couples Questions 4](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/excessivvee.jpg)
13. This playboy was confused between his two wives
![Married Couples Questions 5](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/wifiwtwo.jpg)
14. And this gentleman was really concerned that his wife doesn’t “oblige” him…it’s clearly a matter of life and death
![Married Couples Questions 3](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/sexywearsexy.jpg)
And obviously pills is the way to go…thank you cool face ‘sex’ user
![Married Couples Questions 2](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/awksss.jpg)
15. And finally, this inquisitive soul wants to know if “breast me” sex is allowed
![Married Couples Questions 1](https://cdn.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/HAHAHWhatsexx.jpg)
Now that you’ve had a laugh about these questions. Maybe it’s time to think about how shameful a state it is that even married couples are unaware of the most carnal human experiences because tauba tauab kisi ne sex ki baat kar li toh kiya ho ga!
Also read:
21 Of The Craziest Questions That Women Have Asked The Pakistani Sex Expert
18 Of The Craziest Questions That Men Have Asked The Pakistani Sex Expert
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