Disclaimer: This topic is a little 18+. If you’re not comfortable with such topics or just had lunch/dinner, this might not be a good read for you at this time. Might wanna switch to Cartoon Network or something.
Moving on. People have resorted to self-medication and self-diagnosis every time they thought they were smart enough to not go to a doctor. This case is no different.
So, I was going through my Twitter and I came across this news about how a guy tried curing his back pain by injecting himself with his own semen.
I’ll…um…say it again. He tried to cure his BACK PAIN…by INJECTING himself…with HIS OWN SEMEN. I am going through so many emotions right now. The foremost one being a big WHAT?!
Then there’s the disgust:
Finally, topped off with a little bit of this:
Alright, now that I’ve expressed my emotions, let’s take a deeper look into how this happened. And how no one stopped him. Which is very concerning.
This case comes to us from the Irish Medical Journal that published a report about the wonderful doings of this brilliant man.
This 33-year-old dude had been suffering from chronic lower back pain and so, when the doctors examined him, they found this huge swelling on his arm. This, ladies and gentlemen, was the place where he had been injecting himself with his own semen for around 18 months.
The case study was led by Lisa Dunne from Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin.
The dude didn’t even know how to find a vein to inject something so a lot of his trials ended up in his muscles. I’m not a medical student and even I know that THAT IS BAD. Like, bro…if you’re gonna fuck yourself up, might as well fuck yourself up properly. GOOGLE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
The doctor’s found his “procedure” quite interesting and decided to look up some medical literature around this.
I think you won’t be surprised to know that this “method” has no medical backing. There is literally zero support from any medical journal or publication for semen therapy. I don’t know what he was thinking…or smoking.
That being said, if you search the internet for “Semen Therapy” (please don’t….meri maan lo…just don’t), you’ll find a lot of websites (read: shady websites) claiming to have the ultimate cure for your medical problems; semen. But uh…if you’re that interested in the powers that your bodily fluids possess, hit up your doctor…please.
Now excuse me while I go and clean my computer with some bleach. Also, his back pain didn’t get any better, in case anyone here was going to try this.
Meanwhile, let me know what you think of this. Do you think his “cure” was a sensible one? Would you try something like that? Let me know in the comments below.
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