Even thinking about Jinn’s, and how they may be present or sitting among us, is a very scary thought. So, imagine finding out that there has been a Jinn accompanying you since you were born. Yes, you heard that right. Qareens are a type of shaytaan, and are basically there with you constantly to lead you astray. I felt eerie ever since I found out about this, until I came across a thread on Twitter talking about this that was actually funny AF. Leave it up to Pakistanis to make every situation lighter and funnier.
It all started with this tweet expressing surprise over the fact that a Jinn accompanies us bachpan se.

Some people feel like they’ll finally stop being lonely.
so you’re saying im not loner?!?
— hussain. (@mhussainnn) April 6, 2019
Most of them actually felt bad for their Qareens.
mera wala meray say kaafi tanng akar bhaag gaya hai
— Maham (@lightermachis) April 5, 2019
Others think their Qareens are scarred.
mine has probably seen some shit I’m so sorry
— amal (@pakistanned) April 5, 2019
Mine was traumatised beyond belief and ran away 😂😂
— DoodleBob (@MereMortal01) April 6, 2019
Mera Wala tou tauba keraha hai
— Atiya Abbas (@bloggoodlife_) April 5, 2019
Some people shared more theories.
i heard there's this good jinn and an evil one and we decide who whom we let affect our heart or something like that
— Mishaal❄️ (@mishaalnaeem) April 6, 2019
Great. Just great.
There were Tinder jokes as well.
Actual soulmate woh hai. Tinder pe bilawaj dhoond raha hoon main.
— professor charsi bhangi (@CharsiBhangi) April 5, 2019
This one even linked this concept to the new film, US
All people talking about US movie and pretending they don't know about Qareen. pic.twitter.com/g9pHX4nhYa
— Memo HT (@drawmemo) March 30, 2019
Wait a minute… That actually adds up…
The memes are absolutely priceless
Nobody:
My qareen while i'm sleeping: pic.twitter.com/HjAnlAHcpn
— harlequin (@biginjapanx) March 27, 2019
Twitter gold, really.
Fighting my qareen pic.twitter.com/aBJBZDZM0O
— 🍙 (@_yaahayyu) January 16, 2019
Wheezing.
— × (@MarcoLahoro) April 5, 2019
Wait, I get random stains on my clothes all the time too?
I have a mysterious coffee stain on my pant and I didn’t even have coffee today.
Looks like my Qareen likes coffee as much as I do.
Way to go, dude!— بنت ابوها (@ahoycollege) March 24, 2019
Some people even have names for their Qareens.
I call him…. Albert.
— desi babushka 🌈 (@pashminakhan) April 5, 2019
Hello new best friend
Maybe I’ll finally stop feeling lonely now.
— فرعون (@wretchedpharaoh) December 31, 2018
Honestly I’m hitting my qareen up. It doesn’t hurt to have an extraterrestrial best friend with super powers.
— فرعون (@wretchedpharaoh) December 31, 2018
It’s time for Qareens to get friend zoned too.
Did you just friendzone your own qareen?
— ayten (@aytenqazan) December 31, 2018
Thank you, Twitter for kinda calming my nerves down. I’m still scared shitless, but at least I can try to laugh about it now. What do you think about this long term companion? Let us know!
I Just Found Out About Jinns Called Qareens And I Guess I’m Sleeping With Ammi Abbu Tonight
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