A Guy Has Interesting Theories About Why Journalists in Pakistan Might Be Frauds

By Haadia Paracha | 28 Apr, 2016

It just so happens that we live in a country that thrives on post-dinner cricket tabsaray and drawing room discussions over politics and religion, much like drug addicts smoke and roll pot and hashish. In a land where armchair analysts thwart governments and drive state policies with their ill-informed votes and baseline knowledge, many consume late night political talk shows like their daily dose of hot, steaming cuppa chaaye.

 

One fine gentleman decided to list the frauds we see on national television.

Osama Ashaqeen, goes by the handle @mosama1991 and calls himself, “rarely funny, mostly offensive”

First on the hot seat is none other than Pakistan’s sweetheart, Mr Najam Sethi.

https://twitter.com/mosama1991/status/718124506078953472

 

This is what happens when “fake it till you make it” doesn’t quite work out.

Source: Memeabad

 

Second in line: Javed Chaudhry

 

The man does have high-end selfie surveillance, that’s for sure.

Source: Adnan Ahmed Sivia

Source: Adnan Ahmad Sivia

 

If you think Hamid Mir might be spared, think again.

 

Reaction:

 

Next target: Absar Alam

Meh. Not feeling it.

 

Osama steps up his game with the notorious Amir Liaqat 

*gets popcorn*

 

THAT’S RIGHT. THAT BEAUTIFUL BURN. THE BLIP ON HUMANITY.

Source: Imgur

 

Next up: Lucman. Mubasher Lucman.

 

Let’s not forget that he’s too sexy for his cat.

Source: Memeabad

Going to skip over to Reham Khan because…that’s much more masalaydaar.

 

While we’re on the subject, please take a moment to acknowledge this shit Photoshop job.

Source: Funny Pictures

 

I mean?

Source: Funny pictures

 

These are some of the biggest names in Pakistan’s media. Do you agree with Osama’s allegations against them?


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