India Just Tried To Hold A Farting Contest But Sab Ki Hawa Nikal Gayi

By Noor | 26 Sep, 2019

India held a farting contest but sab ki hawa leak hogayi

So, after its adventure into space that fizzled really quickly our neighbors to the East just became deeply involved in some interesting ‘activities’. Let us fill in you with the details of it.


India just held a farting contest which was organized in Surat, India

Held on Sunday, 22nd September, it was supposed to be a proper competition with judges, trophies and of course a stage too.

Source: Dp’s Vlog/Facebook


Sources state that around 200 men and women had registered for India having its first farting contest but only three people showed up

The registrations from abroad and from all over India were received by the managers of the contest.

Source: Dp’s Vlog/Facebook


None of the participants could perform on the stage and thus organizers decided to give away the prizes to all three participants

Organizers termed the inability of the participants as the ‘performance pressure.’


People couldn’t really understand the concept behind this India holding this farting contest


They made fun of the competition by stating that it had failed like the policies of Modi


People labeled it as the ‘shittiest’ competition ever


They also came up with some more ‘interesting’ ideas

Honestly, I’m just stumped about the purpose of this contest even. Like what were the organizers thinking? Maybe they were trying to look for other sources of generating gas for India? Oh well, it flopped hilariously because sab ki hawa hee nikal gayi pehle se.

So, what are your thoughts? Was it an interesting competition? Let us know in the comments below.


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Cover image via: Dp’s Vlog via Facebook/@RT_com via Twitter

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