India held a farting contest but sab ki hawa leak hogayi
So, after its adventure into space that fizzled really quickly our neighbors to the East just became deeply involved in some interesting ‘activities’. Let us fill in you with the details of it.
India just held a farting contest which was organized in Surat, India
Held on Sunday, 22nd September, it was supposed to be a proper competition with judges, trophies and of course a stage too.
Sources state that around 200 men and women had registered for India having its first farting contest but only three people showed up
The registrations from abroad and from all over India were received by the managers of the contest.
None of the participants could perform on the stage and thus organizers decided to give away the prizes to all three participants
Organizers termed the inability of the participants as the ‘performance pressure.’
— RT (@RT_com) September 24, 2019
People couldn’t really understand the concept behind this India holding this farting contest
What can you possibly achieve by taking part in a farting competition? https://t.co/D8y9l2NN89
— OS (@omarshahid_) September 24, 2019
They made fun of the competition by stating that it had failed like the policies of Modi
— JayKay (@JayKay074) September 24, 2019
People labeled it as the ‘shittiest’ competition ever
— Karma (@anonmeowus) September 24, 2019
They also came up with some more ‘interesting’ ideas
A snoring competition would have attracted more participants than the farting competition. https://t.co/fObQ8lz8Qh
— Sanjay D (@Sanjay0Deva) September 24, 2019
Honestly, I’m just stumped about the purpose of this contest even. Like what were the organizers thinking? Maybe they were trying to look for other sources of generating gas for India? Oh well, it flopped hilariously because sab ki hawa hee nikal gayi pehle se.
So, what are your thoughts? Was it an interesting competition? Let us know in the comments below.
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