Hamza Ali Abbasi is still confusing people after yet another essay on his ‘halal’ relationship.
Okay, guys. Buckle up, because there’s a lot to unpack here. Now, we all heard that Hamza Ali Abbasi was to get married on the 25th of August to Naimal Khawar. It was that simple. The news piece would have ended there. But no, Hamza Ali Abbasi chose to not only confirm that he was indeed marrying Naimal, but he also chose to criticize the concept of love and relationships in his tweet that consisted of a huge ass essay.
Yup, its true. P.S Massive respect to Naimal for being ok with a Ganja me on Nikkah 🙂♥️ pic.twitter.com/8z9Uns0xo3
— Hamza Ali Abbasi (@iamhamzaabbasi) August 21, 2019
However, if you thought that was it, you’re dead wrong.
Hamza Ali Abbasi outdid himself, and in a peak Hamza moment, he tweeted out an explanation for his previous tweet, essentially backtracking on half the stuff he’d said before. I don’t even think he meant to contradict himself. I just think he has no filter and he types the first thing that comes to his mind.
He tweeted yet another essay out and y’all better buckle up because it’s a whole ride here on out.
Aik aur lamba paragraph! 😂… Mera accnt, Meri marzi 😘 pic.twitter.com/G3PKRRC2M1
— Hamza Ali Abbasi (@iamhamzaabbasi) August 23, 2019
Firstly, Hamza decided to define platonic relationships. Then he decided to comment on relationships in “gora culture” and I really don’t know how much One Tree Hill he’s been binge-watching, but in Pakistan, things aren’t this dramatic. They can be, but they don’t have to be. And Hamza here believes that no, there are only two possible ways to find love. Go big or go home.
Anyway, Hamza also thinks Allah’s way of finding love includes going out with a person, having beautiful walks, having coffee, watching films, but keeping things halal. Hamza, my man, I got some news for you. That…doesn’t sound right. I mean, it’s a cool way to find love and all, but I don’t think that’s God’s way.
Basically, in a series of two tweets, Hamza managed to piss off liberals, conservatives and everyone else in between. Har koi nahi kar sakta yeh. Boy main talent hai.
Obviously, people are hella confused by this random-ass explanation that no one asked for.
Once upon a time Hamza Ali Abbasi was judging Hamza Ali Abbasi for getting married to someone he has known for a while so Hamza Ali Abbasi felt the need to explain himself to make Hamza Ali Abbasi feel better about it.
— Saman Tariq (@stariq88) August 23, 2019
But also, people are like, “Bro, yeh konse new halal rules bana rahein hai aap?”
So Dating is Halal in Islam, you can go on a walk, watch a movie and eat at some restaurant in order to get to know the 'Na-Mehram' you like, as long as there's no 'physical contact'.
According to Moulana Hamza Ali Abbasi
— Khawaja Abaid (@KhawajaAbaid) August 23, 2019
Mujhe Hamza Ali Abbasi say koi masla nahi hai
Bas usko koi keh de words phenknay say pehlay matlab Google kr lia karay
Aur khuda k liye grammarly install kr le.
If platonic means going on dates without getting physical tou ag la dou menu
— Nukta (@sarnakhao) August 23, 2019
Only Hamza Ali Abbasi can preach "Allah's way" and include "..go out with them, have beautiful walks, coffees, watch a film or 2 in the cinema" in the same paragraph smh https://t.co/r3CDYCqyK0
— H2Hoe™ (@MahatmaaGanji) August 23, 2019
Hamza Ali Abbasi has moulded Islam according to his own convenience. Whatever he likes doing is all halal. Dude, your halal haram ratio is all faulty.
Marriage is a beautiful thing and I don’t think that you need to give such a big explanation for this.
— Dusty-Bun. (@blue_jay3) August 23, 2019
This post, too, was trolled.
— Faisal. (@mianfaisal135) August 23, 2019
Hamza ali abbasi should start writing monthly episodes of his love story in khawateen digest.
— Barfi Jr. 🥀 (@Barfi___) August 23, 2019
I mean…you just can’t help it. He doesn’t leave much of a choice.
P. S: have to give it to him for always keeping it entertaining https://t.co/T7yDAyZaHc
— Nida Khalid Rasool (@Nidakhalidrl) August 23, 2019
I think Maulana Hamza Ali Abbasi's sermons are our way to Jannah.
Mashallah. So inspired..
Anyone who wanna halal date me, RT this.
— 🙄 (@always_opposed) August 23, 2019
me @ hamza ali abbasi https://t.co/Ew0GqtujlM
— 👽 (@doctorwhothefuc) August 23, 2019
Anyway…I guess all we do now is wait for Hamza to post another essay defending the defense of his initial essay. I don’t even know anymore. Let me know what you guys think in the comments below.
Cover image via Twitter/Hamza Ali Abbasi