Autocorrect can be a helpful tool but also an equally frustrating one at times. Similarly, texting Urdu words on an English keyboard can be frustrating. The feature changes the words into something not even remotely close to what you’re trying to type. There are times, however, when it seems like your phone is trying to tell you something through autocorrect.

So here are all the times my phone gave me funny responses:

Bijlee? What bijlee? Abhi toh phir sardiyaan hain wait till you enjoy the living in a boiler as the power goes out and it’s the middle of the summer.

Happy wife = happy life. Gentlemen, autocorrect is telling you that you better start bowing down to your wives if you’re not already.

Sometimes autocorrect can be such an asshole.

The topic of insaf or justice in Pakistan can make people sad. Damn you autocorrect, how did you know?!

Looks like autocorrect is trying to teach you some manners.

You’re not my parents, phone!

Is my phone trying to tell me I’m kind of a londa?

Screw you, phone.

Well, looks like autocorrect is reminding you that there are lots of lotas in Pakistan.

Defintion of Lota: A politician with a tendency of changing political loyalties. This definition comes from the fact that if tilted on its side, a lota (vessel) can easily roll towards the slop.

I promise I’m not making these up.

What are some of your funny autocorrect moments? Take a screenshot and send them to us to have your screenshot featured here.

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