If You're Scared Of A Chipkali You Should NOT Read This

By Malaika Tahir | 13 Dec, 2016

Pakistan mein woh ghar hi kia, jahan chipkali na ho? They live among you, eat and breathe among you. You have been seeing them on your walls since ages, but they still never fail to disgust and scare the living lights out of you.

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Here are the things anyone with a crazy fear of lizards can totally relate to:

 

You have all the lizard related accidents and waqeyaat memorized, and listen to the  new ones carefully in case you have to combat a new lizard

Aik family k doodh mein chipkali gir gai thi, aur phir woh sab mar gaye thay.

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Nothing can ruin your perfect day than spotting a fat little lizard in your room

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The moment you spot one, you stop moving, blinking and breathing

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Source: reactiongifs.com

 

You quickly think of an escape plan every time you come face-to-face with one

Should I poke it with a jhaaroo, or should I just move to a different house?

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You try poking it to see how active the lizard is

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If she (or he) moves even a little, no matter how far on the wall it is from you, you scream and jump farther

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You think of calling someone braver to handle this situation

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But then you ask God why He had to create this disgusting little thing?

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Source: gleewikia

 

You are surer than ever that it will fall on you

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Source: photobucket

 

You considerably exaggerate what a lizard is capable of doing

It is poisonous and it drags you to the lizard land and eats your flesh with the rest of its clan

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But in the end, you’ll wait all night for it to leave, trying not to blink so your life is spared by the big bad lizard

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But the lizard decides to have company, instead of one, there are two of them now and they decide to compete in the Reptile Olympics on your wall

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Source: paintandfootprints.files.wordpress.com

So you what any normal human being should do in a similar situation. You move out of the room. And the city, and the country. And then you never come back.

 

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