If You Aren't Following This Funny Pakistani Guy On Instagram What ARE You Even Doing?

By Haadia Paracha | 6 Feb, 2016

A new star is born.

Meet Abdullah. 

Me on my way to university on a Sunday.

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Abdullah doesn’t follow anyone on Instagram. He only follows Allah.

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This is him looking dandy.

Me looking fine and dandy.

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This is him going nom nom on a cookie.

Me about to eat a cookie.

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This is him feeling festive.

Me celebrating our futsal win against LUMS.

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This is him feeling accomplished.

Me after finishing my assignment.

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This is him giving bad news.

Me after finding out my car had an accident.

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This is him lazing around.

Me munching on a strawberry jam sandwich on a pleasant Sunday afternoon.

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This is him putting his game face on.

Me about to study my butt off.

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This is him after a long day.

Me tired.

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After an imaginary phadda.

Me after a fight that never happened.

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Now he’s in the loo.

Me in the bathroom waiting for something to happen.

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At a dim-lit parking lot.

Me sitting in parking, waiting for a friend.

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In bed.

Me trying to get out of bed to make tea.

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At a friend’s place.

Me about to have Pineapple Tang, made by my friend.

A photo posted by Abdullah Tariq (@abdullahtariq91) on

 

At work.

Me working my sexy butt off.

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At an interview.

Me giving lots of interviews.

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In class.

Me sitting in class.

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At a wedding.

Me having ice cream at a friend's wedding.

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He has a gallery full of close-up photos WITH THE SAME EXPRESSION.

Me outside some school.

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Talk about being consistent.

Me feeling good about being back on Twitter after a while.

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Follow the actual Eid ka chaand, if you aren’t already.

Me looking sharp for Chaand Raat.

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