Your dad needs a little bit of relief every now and then, now that it is his day this Sunday, here are just some of the silliest jokes you can share a laugh with him this Father’s Day.
1. I know I shouldn’t have had seafood. I’m feeling eel.
2. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
3. What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody nose…
4. Can February March? No, but April May.
5. What did the koala bear say at his interview? I have all the koala-fications.
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? Because it was two tired.
7. I had a dream last night that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
8. How do you count cows? With a cowculator!
9. I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Lahore Zoo.
10. I thought about going on an all-almond diet….. But that’s just nuts.
11. Why does everyone invite the mushroom to the party? Because he’s a fungi.
12. Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
13. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its ok, he woke up.
14. What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison.
