January is here with a big bang and now that we’re done partying into 2019, it’s time to get back to business and get our shit together. As always, we’re here to help you figure out your life for the next week thanks to our weekly horoscope. Let’s get right into it, shall we?
On Monday, you need to watch your mouth. Think of what you want to say, in the best and most effective manner and just make that call you’ve been avoiding. The key to survival is to take things as they come and not come under stress with whatever life is throwing at you this early on in the year. Trust us, your stress will be replaced with fun times.
On Tuesday and Wednesday, don’t keep him/her guessing about your interest in them. If you’re flirting with someone, let them know! This “be cool and be direct” stance in life will also help you out on Thursday and Friday, especially with family. There is a chance that your conversations might become difficult (with family they always do, don’t they?). The weekend brings a whole new different vibe, a new energy. Make the most of it and party it up!
Doston, if there is a major crisis situation going on in your life, and you have to call some tough shots, we suggest you wait it out till after Wednesday. Monday to Wednesday don’t seem to be going particularly in your favor so, steer clear and lay low. Other than that, when it comes to the real shit, like money, yeah, it seems that you’re screwed for a while as money seems to be vanishing out of your hands in the blink of an eye. And you know what the worst part is? You’re wasting money on the most stupid stuff. Get a grip people! Didn’t anyone ever tell you ke paisay darakhton pe nahi ugtay?
Thursday and Friday seem better because you will probably get a chance to reconnect with old friends and loved ones. Friday night will be spent by talking for hours and hours with a certain someone. These romantic feels will carry onto the weekend. Relax and enjoy this time before the grind starts again.
With the December rains making your evenings wet and depressing, your life also seems to be getting a taste of the winter monsoon. Lighten up butter cups, it’s all in your head. Yeah, we know that you were in the mood to meet and greet some new people in your life and it seems like that wish will come true after all, especially if you’re single and ready to mingle (finally).
This is a good chance to find that one person who will make you happy for the rest of your life, but don’t give your heart to anyone that comes along bhai. This sentiment will carry on till Thursday as you will be in full swing and ready to flirt your heart out.
The only thing distracting you will be money matters that will come to your attention in the later hours of Thursday. On Friday you will bounce back again and get things done. That’s what we’re talking about! Go Gemini! Saturday and Sunday are only summed up in one word: Fun!
We know there is a wild side to you that you like to keep hidden. Well, it is coming out in the start of this week and honestly, you might notice that people are enjoying this new attitude on you. You are the kind of person who is profound and makes a statement that lasts. So don’t hold back and let your creative juices flowing in order to help those confused souls who’re trying to figure things out.
By the time you reach the middle of the week, you will notice that you will start thinking of all the new opportunities and possibilities there are right in front of your eyes. Hold on and take a breath – a new era is about to come and you must prepare yourself for new horizons. This week at the office, you will be the star of the moment. Enjoy it throughout the weekend by treating yourself to something nice.
Since you and your friends have a good relationship going on, you are able to talk about life and its meaning with them and still not get burdened by the weight that life has put on your shoulders. Hold on tight to these relationships, especially on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday as they will help you get through some of the hardest times in your life.
At the end of the week, you will feel proud of the way you’ve come out, shining like a true star. This weekend you will feel like a low key celebrity as someone who has heard some very good things about you will finally get a chance to meet you and pamper you like anything!
You know what you need on this Monday? The skills of a mathematician. Don’t worry, this doesn’t mean that you have to be a math geek to make it through the week. You just need to work with some very profound and practical logic and rationality when dealing with people.
Emotions and sentiments are not going to help you cut through the crap this week people, but being warm and welcoming is something that is understood in communication with other people.
On Thursday and Friday, you will probably have to go to a dreaded family event, but the good news is that you will end up having the time of your life. On Saturday and Sunday you can get anything done if you know how to play your cards right.
We know what you want – it is this deep, crazy desire to do something different, to experience a different challenge. You’re tired of the same old shit. Change is something that your body and mind is craving at the moment, and you’re ready to work for it. The idea is to grow, to expand and to nurture your brain.
Thursday and Friday are going to be a big hustle as you will be in a hurry to gather as much information as possible in the least amount of time. You have deadlines and expectations to fulfill – but even then you’re aware of the beauty that lies in every situation. The weekend is all about partying it up or being with your dear friends.
You are a go-getter because of your intense nature. We know when you set your mind and heart on something albeit risky, you can draw it towards yourself like a magnet. But sometimes this risk taking approach isn’t all that effective, especially on this Monday and Tuesday. It is quite understandable that you are tempted to take up the challenge, but it is best you don’t at the moment. These two days, be careful and don’t let any small details miss your eye on Wednesday.
On Thursday, this big bubble will finally pop and you will be able to think and act according to your desire once again. You know sometimes it is nice to just sit back and let someone else call the shots – try it this week! Trust us, when you give up control for some time, you can feel the stress melt away like desi ghee melts on a frying pan. Umm delicious! Work stress will keep you occupied over the weekend but try to maintain the right balance and you’ll be just fine!
There are two types of people in the world. Those who talk about their dreams and those who go ahead and make them happen. We know you’re the latter. But because there are many couch sitting, binge tv-watching, procrastinators in your life, you have to remain silent, put your head down and hustle, hustle and hustle! For the second half of the week, you should be more open to networking with people and getting their two cents on different issues.
But at the end of the day, you should only do what your gut tells you is the right thing to do, even if it means slowing down your pace and just relaxing for a bit. The weekend seems to propose a trip or an adventure. Go for it! It will do you some real good.
Yeah, you’re a talker. But your talky talk mode is really off from Monday till Wednesday as you have more important shit to deal with in life. Obviously this doesn’t mean that you shut people out of your life and just shun them out. No. But if there is a conversation about what drama your colleagues saw on Hum TV last night, get out of it.
The best way to survive this week is to maintain focus on work, work and only work as soon as possible. That feeling of ticking things off of your to-do list is the best feeling in the world. On Friday, focus on that one special person in your life. Saturday and Sunday seem a little surreal. Take things slow.
Romance is in the air and on your mind from Monday through Wednesday. So much so that you can’t think of anything else. Aww, shucks yaar! This isn’t just about feeling giddy when you see this person, it is deeper than that. Your mind, body and soul are craving the company of this person. Aray wah! Is this person THE one? Ask yourself because you know best.
Thursday and Friday, however, have something else in store for you as you will probably be swamped with responsibilities and chores. Saturday and Sunday are marked by big and impulsive changes.
Monday is never a good day for you. It’s lazy and you don’t want to leave your house. And surprise, surprise! That is exactly how your Monday is going to be. In fact, even through till Wednesday, you don’t feel like being too active and energetic. Maybe it’s the weather, but you’re really under the happy radar people!
Thursday is also marked by a sense of burdening responsibilities, until some possibility of romance comes along and makes you want to come out of your shell. This feeling will last through to Friday! Saturday and Sunday will be marked by a new zeal to live a healthy life. Good decision, as this will not only make you feel good, it will make you look good too!
So guys, what does the week have in store for you? Do things in the new year look good? Let us know!
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