Ramazan: the glorious time of the year when Muslims abstain from food, water, profuse use of classic Urdu swear words and other naughty things that play with your emaan. However, it’s still a great time for comic relief. With sugar levels hitting an all-time low in the zaalim garmiyon ke rozay season, let’s count on desis to cheer you up.
Here are the most epic tweets from Pakistan in Ramazan 2016:
When your family is super supportive and appreciative. Lol, jk.
When you wake up for sehri yourself, family be like pic.twitter.com/7fqqF6H3yA
— Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) June 15, 2016
When the Doodh Soda War of 2016 was bigger than all Ramazan transmissions combined.
PPL WHO DON'T LIKE DOODH SODA HAVE NO PLACE IN MY LIFE I DON'T NEED THAT NEGATIVITY IN MY LIFE
— Noordo (@apkiammi) May 31, 2016
China aur America jitna marzi taraki kar lein
Doodh Soda phir bhe Pakistan ke ijad hai
— Mark ZingerBurger® (@FBkaBaap) May 31, 2016
"Doodh soda kaise banatay hain?"
Pehle 4 bakray zibaah karein, phir unn ki kaleji blend karein phir saath walon se palak maangein…
— Nazu (@nazuksuratehaal) June 9, 2016
Not “doodh” or “sprite”, definitely palak. Yep.
And since everybody was obsessing over doodh soda, we thought we should too.
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) June 15, 2016
When you realize you have to keep it PG throughout the month.
controlling tharak is the true test of patience this month. khaana pani tou saara saal hi ghar wale dena bhool jate hein.
— Faizan. (@merabichrayaar) June 7, 2016
When you have way too much free time on your hands.
fun prank: take some samosa filling, mash it up, and sell it to white girls as an ancient south asian skincare potion
— shy fawkes (@aloovibes) June 19, 2016
When you suddenly turn into haram police.
molvi saab said ye log facebook pe pictures like kerte hain rozay me bhi. Didn't mention twitter. Guys pack up for jannat ya'll
— saad. (@chimgadar) June 17, 2016
When your akhlaq brings all the boys to the yard. Lol, nah fam.
When you're a lollipop but those ants have Akhlaq pic.twitter.com/XY4vAeecmR
— إحسان (@I7sannFt) June 17, 2016
When you pretend that you’ve turned your life around.
When your number of visitors drops by 90% because of Ramadan pic.twitter.com/9D4HgjrjPU
— ㅤ (@Hazardribble) June 18, 2016
When you find humor in the most awkward situations.
Looking at your shia friend, who has to wait an extra 10 minutes for iftaar while you eat yours, like.. pic.twitter.com/5SRajM7S2Q
— Qasim Farooq (@JihadiOnline) June 21, 2015
And you’ve given up at least 15 times during the day.
I'm Ramadone tbh.
— i. (@psychedliqz) June 18, 2016
Throwback to this tweet, even more relevant during Ramazan.
when u reciting quran & your crushes name comes up in a verse pic.twitter.com/llpZx0Mr2Z
— Yung $herry Rehman (@basima__) October 13, 2014
When you have to carefully tuck your innuendos in under 140 characters.
I love how men don't shave during Ramadan, near Eid ul Adha and in Muharram…so much devotion to religion turns me on! 😂😂😂
— Zoya Altaf (@zoya_altaf) June 19, 2016
When you keep telling yourself you’ll keep it clean this Ramazan.
Whenever I write 'kissing'. My phone autocorrects it to 'kidding'. Even my phone knows its Ramadan.
— Nooreeeyy (@Nooreeeyy) June 18, 2016
When you also keep reminding yourself how hashtag ~blessed~ you truly are.
Atheists can't even Ya Allah, Aey mere Maula, Uffff mere Khuda, Haayo Rabba Haayo Rabba Haayo Rabba.
— ماہ نور (@mahnoor) June 17, 2016
When musalmans truly test your patience with their religious ignorance.
One comment:shameless woman standing with naamehram
Comment: sibling has no value.Shud b brother father or husband
— Sherry (@CherieDamour_) June 16, 2016
And when you find yourself almost praying for them Aunt Flo breaks
me waiting on my period in ramadan pic.twitter.com/QQsV8m2LBQ
— qandeel (@glossyIids) June 17, 2016
When you’re entrusted with the impossible task of avoiding Game of Thrones spoilers throughout the day
Fiza Arya Stark zindabad k narooon sey goonj utha or House of Stark kay jiyaalay dhol ki thaap pe diwanawaar raqs karnay lagay!!!
— Khushal (@Khushal) June 15, 2016
“And which of your Lord’s favors will you deny?”
may Allah SWT give the creator of aloo ka paratha the highest status in Jannat ul Firdaus AMEEN summa AMEEN.
— Ahmed (@azkhawaja1) June 15, 2016
When you’re so so so so SO bored that you have time to contemplate the most basic shit.
Guys. Koi please bata de sahi word kya hai aur kyun hai.
— RizwanPehelwan (@RizwanPehelwan) June 14, 2016
So I play this game online where I have to make sandwiches and that is how I spend my roza 😌
— Imama Moin Owaisi (@ImamaOwaisi) June 14, 2016
When none of your friends invite you on iftar party. pic.twitter.com/BHTSLN1FrS
— Sir Saith Abdullah (@SaithAbdullah99) June 19, 2016
When Amir Liaquat gives you gold.
All the single ladies?? (i'm sorry but it had to be done) pic.twitter.com/z7GmAaJTD6
— Qasim Farooq (@JihadiOnline) June 6, 2016
Meanwhile somewhere in Pakistan … iftari kay baad sehri ki tayyari pic.twitter.com/McFivEkVaL
— Kiяan (@SimplyKiran) June 19, 2016
When creative juices keep flowing.
Woke up to this. pic.twitter.com/psyioD7J1S
— NMA (@namaloomafraaad) June 16, 2016
When nobody stopped this little lunatic.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA …. pic.twitter.com/OTPat3GeJj
— Taimoor Zaman (@taimoorza1) June 15, 2016
Seriously, you guys.
Khawateen o Hazraat in sahab ko ek ek lanaat day ke sawab hasil karen. pic.twitter.com/EjafHxcPQI
— Arnold ShalwarNikker (@DaPakiGuy) June 13, 2016
When you think this Ramazan, you’ll be closer to an Instagram body but lmfao.
When you avoid fried food but your tummy is still there. pic.twitter.com/dJsmQeIx35
— Shumail (@Shumyl) June 14, 2016
27. When Isha > Shisha
When you realize the type of affect Ramadan is having on you pic.twitter.com/jEWoANRshm
— McBaŋɠ (@TheMcBang) June 19, 2016