Unlike men, women are commonly understood to be far more complex creatures. Our emotions tend to fluctuate every few minutes, and we are incredibly volatile. We’ll drop hints almost all the time and the fewer the words, the more mountainous the meaning piling up behind them.
We gave you things Pakistani guys say that they don’t really mean. Now, here are 15 things women say and what they actually mean. Mard hazraat take note!
1. I’m fine.
Bilkul bhi theek nahi hoon, maut hi nazr aa raha hai and I need you to seriously give me attention and lots of pyaar and listen to my exploding dil.
2. Kahan ho?
No, I’m not asking you to send me your location you idiot, I just miss you.
3. Do what you want.
Do what I WANT badtameez insaan.
4. Bhook nahi hai.
Bhook tho bohot zyaada hai lekin boloongi thoray hi?
5. I have nothing to wear.
Puri almari hai kapron ki lekin phir bhi mujhe woh Sapphire ka naya suit chahiye.
6. I trust you!
Lolz I don’t trust you, I trust my evil phuppo more than you bb.
7. I just don’t like her.
Churail hai puri, I’d push her off a cliff if I could.
8. Bus, I’m nearly ready.
Abhi tak bed se hi nahi nikli, tayaar hona dhoor ki baat hai.
9. Moti toh nahi lag rahi?
I’ve gained a lot of weight lekin what I need to hear right now is ke mein bohot achi lag rahi hoon.
10. I don’t even like him that much.
Shaadi ke sapnay dhek rahi hoon uss zalima ke saath.
11. Uss larki ko kaise jaante ho? Not that I care or anything, just wondering.
Usse baat kyun karte ho, uss ka number kyun hai tumhare phaas, uss ka gala na dhabaa dhoon?
12. Nahi mein kisi ko nahi bataongi.
Ek second mein 10 logon ko yeh bataa chukki hoon.
13. Kuch nahi hua.
If I had a gun there would be a massacre.
14. Did you get my message?
Message parh bhi liya, jawaab kyun nahi dhe rahe? Kis ke saath busy ho?
15. Kaun kaun tha party pe?
Larkiyan kitne thi aur tumhne kya unse baat ki hai?
What other things do women say that they don’t really mean?