Malka jee is making sure Kate Middleton and Prince William are behaving well on this trip.
The entire nation is obsessed with William and Kate, as soon as they arrived in Pakistan. The royal couple is the talk of the town nowadays. Not to forget how they are winning our hearts in traditional Pakistani outfits.
Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William have been the center of everyone’s attention ever since they stepped on Pakistani soil
All our mothers who have been obsessed with the late Princess Diana since forever have collectively been looking for nazar repellent and duas for the Duke and Duchess.
*Blows Ayat ul Kursi on Shehzada and Shehzadi*
Meanwhile the parody account of Queen Elizabeth is back in action with this historic visit of Kate Middleton and Prince William
In case you don’t know about it, it is the most iconic account ever made on Twitter and gained attention previously when American actress Meghan Markle became a British Royal by marrying Prince Harry, William’s younger brother.
Meri Shaheed Bahu (Diana) aur marhoom Michael Jackson aik saath hamaray ghar par pic.twitter.com/WuaOClRQlQ
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) September 20, 2019
It all started when the British Royals confirmed their visit
In kanjaro ko mai ne kaha tha ke mai ne bhi saath jana hai #RoyalVisitPakistan
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 14, 2019
The Queen is very thoughtful and she helped Kate Middleton and Prince William in their packing
Mairay bacho ko mai ne bag mai 2 razor, kanghi, chota shampoo aur toliya dediya hai, baaqi kisi cheez ki zarurat ho tou dukan se lesaktay hain #RoyalVisitPakistan pic.twitter.com/8XrPyyRg8t
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 14, 2019
But what’s a saas not throwing shade at her bahu?
Meghan bhi zidd kar rahi hai ke ab us ko bhi apnay gaon Bahawalpur jaana hai #RoyalVisitPakistan
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 14, 2019
She also showed how she was the one helping Kate in her sartorial choices
Mai ne Kate ko kaha tha ke aisay kapray pehno, dengue phela hua hai. Mera asal maqsad ye tha ke ye baa-parda kapray pehen kar jaye pic.twitter.com/m77Pp5HjfC
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 14, 2019
She also exposed the Royals’ secret motive for the visit
Well, if Paye and Nihari are served, then why not?
Sab ko pata hai ye ke ye dono bhookay London se Pakistan sirf LANGAR ke liye jarahay hain #RoyalVisitPakistan
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 14, 2019
She made sure to share updates on her grandchildren
Rastay mai Centaurus mall dekhnay ke baad Kate khushi se pagal hogayi#RoyalVisitPakistan pic.twitter.com/TZuanoQuQy
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 14, 2019
The advice from malka-e-bartania for the shahi jora are so lit yaar
I can’t stop laughing.
Mai ne dono ko kaha ke Pakistan jaa kar kisi morning show mai gaye tou mera mara hua moo dekhogay#RoyalVisitPakistan
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 14, 2019
Shehzaday ko kaha hai raat ko sar par bhi Mospel laga ker soye
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 15, 2019
She also shared how the Duke and Duchess are updating her with their every move while in Pakistan
Shehzaday ne abhi mujhey msg kar ke bataya hai ke Bari Amma yahan Punjab mai har dusray banday ko pyar se “Shehzada” kaha jata hai..
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 15, 2019
Shehzadi kal se msg kar ke pooch rahi hai ke “Bhutto” kon hai aur ham se mila kiun nahi? pic.twitter.com/NCsRwKCRyT
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 15, 2019
Malka E Bartania savagely roasted the guy putting ”nazar” on her ghar ki izzat
Very protective Saasu Maa.
Mujhey @HamidMirPAK se ye umeed nahi thi ke woh apna Rickshaw rok kar Shehzadi ko is nazar se dekhega, laanat ho is par pic.twitter.com/uGg92mES7Y
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 15, 2019
And umm… the Queen is very naughty.
Ghar par akeli houn, kuch bachay Pakistan gaye hain aur kuch bahar, Philip sharab pee kar soraha hai aur Charles dost ke ghar par hai, JIS NE AANA HO AA JAYE, MANA NAHI KARUNGI
— Queen Elizabeth (@MalkaEBartania) October 14, 2019
Honestly, All hail to the reigning queen! She has made us laugh real bad with all these savage tweets. Whoever is behind this account, is a real genius. With the royals still in Pakistan, let’s hope that we see more of these trolls.
So what do you think of this parody account? Let us know in the comments.
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