It’s no surprise that people at MangoBaaz love Sheikh Rasheed. The man is a walking talking slap on every rishtay wali aunty’s face: He is gon’ rub his bachelorhood to everybody’s face and ain’t nobody gon’ tell him how to live his life.
He’s also secretly just a boy waiting for a girl to tell him that she loves him.
Sniff. Hopeless romantic.
With his shift in political allegiances, Sheikh Rasheed is often seen by Immi K’s side, pushing the party rhetoric forward. The PTI jalsa last night might have been many things but a dead-end for memes. The internet struck gold when photos of the most eligible bachelor in Pakistan surfaced on the internet.
Sheikh Rasheed got a little too excited while addressing the crowd.
And as expected, the internet pounced on the treasure chest.
It was as if Eminem’s soul possessed Sheikh Rasheed.
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti" pic.twitter.com/uu91qbATgQ— J. (@Jaweriyaa) September 30, 2016
It was as if this Bollywood auto-tune was ringing in his ears.
Dj Butt mera ganaa chala do pic.twitter.com/URZcxpbJWD
— Shumail (@Shumyl) September 30, 2016
It was as if he was conjuring a ghost of his Mirpuri past.
Kuri menu kehndi.. likh mera number
Zero tyen soo two.. Dhur fitay muh. pic.twitter.com/eiyPT0rkeF— Hadharaam Movement. (@TheHadharaamMv_) September 30, 2016
It was as if he was presenting an ode to all the rishtay-wali aunties
"oh meine nae viyaa karwaana". pic.twitter.com/BERKD8UW7g
— Hassan. (@Jerrienius) September 30, 2016
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" pic.twitter.com/mnmLUxwXzI
— Danish (@BarfaniReech) September 30, 2016
It was almost a “sensate” communication with DJ Butt.
Drop the bass DJ butt homie. pic.twitter.com/zTO7BGGSr4
— Usman Sami (@usmisami) September 30, 2016
Very saeein tou saeein if you ask me.
"Maula Khush rakhay" pic.twitter.com/D9tlaW3nrY
— Adi (@Desi_nigaa) September 30, 2016
There was also some very, very original rapping.
you're so fucking fake
i'm so fucking shaikh
i cut throats on my birthday
don't need no fucking cake pic.twitter.com/A9kvqWwX9i— starboy (@rowdrizzle) September 30, 2016
ik tera pyar baqi duniya bekaar
pindi boiz for life, pita hun me cigar
we do it with 70 we don't need no car pic.twitter.com/A9kvqWwX9i— starboy (@rowdrizzle) September 30, 2016
Groundbreaking, really.
bana hai aj aloo qeema
buhat yaad ati hai Reema
i'll kill you with my rap
kara lo apna beema pic.twitter.com/A9kvqWwX9i— starboy (@rowdrizzle) September 30, 2016
But honestly, looks like the party don’t start till Ra$h33d walks in…
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, Imma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
TiK ToK, on the clock. pic.twitter.com/fZw3tWlxJX— Arsal A. Jafri (@arsaljafri) September 30, 2016
Sorry, K3$ha.
Meanwhile, Sheikh Rasheed will just take selfies with his cat and watch the world burn:
Can you think of any more rap lyrics for the photos?