There is no dearth of sastay aashiq in the land of the pure. After all, Pakistanis are a bunch of very loving folks. Maybe a little too loving sometimes. This certainly brings a bunch of giggles for the rest of us not-so-loving people.

Here’s a bunch of some of the most hilarious sastay aashiq in Pakistan and their poetic prowess:

1. Like this sasta majnoo

2. Or this aashiq who is on a suicide mission

https://twitter.com/shuwairB/status/713619463069954048

3. This guy who still has Pakistan Cricket Team’s “couching” on his mind

4. And this guy who can’t stop thinking about his breakfast

His bae is his bread.

5. This desi poet is a man of few words

6. And this person loves to be drenched in fragrance

7. This guy is trying to get to his manzil the most Pakistani way ever

https://twitter.com/ReT_BuLL/status/713610421077458945

8. And this guy who is a political majnoo

https://twitter.com/iKhizerHayat/status/662661687481409536

9. This kaptaan fan can’t control his love for his idol

10. And this guy who’s into some questionable kinks

11. This water baby has a few words to share too

12. This guy, for some odd reason, is wishing Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, a safe journey

Journey to where, man?

13. This guy who really, really loves cricket

Cricket = Bae

https://twitter.com/usaamaansarii/status/713621150144847872

14. This Selena Gomez fan who wants to follow his heart

https://twitter.com/khan___Z/status/713610644872937472

15. This girl who knows how to use these aashiqs properly

https://twitter.com/samanrukhkhan/status/713613988513366017

16. This guy’s been unlucky in love

17. And this guy who sums it all up rather nicely