Pakistan gets all kinds of seasons, sometimes even more than the 4 basic ones they taught you in school. But the most intense one has got to be the winter season. Sure, you get to eat all the nuts and citrus fruits, enjoy your favorite kashmiri chai and attend weddings during winters but then there are those of you who feel so cold that it becomes impossible to function.
Well, here is what people who feel really cold, suffer through during the winter season in Pakistan.
You wear everything out of your wardrobe all at once
Two socks, three leg warmers, two t-shirts, three sweaters a pair of mittens and a cap.
Anything less than that and you’ll end up feeling as if your fingers are falling off of your hands.
You become attracted to the heater like a pindi boy is attracted to girls in Centaurus
Washing your face in the mornings feels like stabbing your face with a thousand needles
You rely on hot beverages to lube you up to be able to act like a human and nor a frozen robot
Seeing aunties flaunt sleeveless on weddings gives you a frostbite
Maybe they are frozen from the inside so they don’t feel the cold either.
You fake smoke with fog because it’s THAT cold outside
Seeing people eat ice cream during winters makes you mad
Who in the right mind would want to give themselves a brain freeze on top of a body freeze, amirite?
Secretly, your’re kind of jealous… and tempted.
Your dream of a beach and the harsh sun while others whine about the suntan turning them kaala