This Rishtay Wali Aunty On Twitter Is Matching Joriyaan And Her Hilarious Advice Is Brutal AF

By Sannia Bilal | 12 Jul, 2018

We’re not new to the idea of having rishta aunties haunt us right when one hits puberty. It’s almost become a rite of passage. 

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Once you cross a certain age, you become a possible candidate in the field of rishta aunties. A rishtay wali aunty will follow you everywhere. Weddings, dinners, group parties, you name it. Rishta aunties scan you from head to toe and will judge you with a marking from 1 to 10 based on your looks. If you’re somewhere near 10, the scan reaches level two and so on.

 

With that being said, there’s a rishtay wali aunty you ought to know about.

Via Twitter

 

The description of her Twitter handle kinda speaks for itself.

Source: CBS

But hey, there’s more. Turns out, Rishtay Wali Aunty is filled to the brim with life advice. Here are some gems we found.

The way to a man’s heart.

Choosing ‘candidates’ for marriage.

Okay, but when she’s not giving advice, she’s giving hope.

While we think its mere shughal mela, she actually takes out the time to reply to her tweets.

Though some might be offended by her approach to shadi...

 

…some of her replies are still too real!

Okay…

 

People approach her with problems.

 

Others ask her to seek help.

Some ask her personal questions.

Others troll her, but she takes it in her stride.

 

She indulges in meme-play.

 

 

She’s funny AF.

I mean…LOL.

She’s got…advice for girls.

She even corrects us when we’re wrong.

She’s kinda savage.

 

What even?!

 

She has tips on avoiding girlfriends for mothers-in-law.

 

But she also helps us see what’s wrong with our society.

 

Also her references are on point.

One thing is for sure, this rishtay wali aunty means business.

Via Tumblr

While this is probably a troll account, it’ll be interesting to see how rishta aunties evolve as we move further into the age of technology. What do you think of this? Let us know what you think in your comments!

 

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