We’re not new to the idea of having rishta aunties haunt us right when one hits puberty. It’s almost become a rite of passage.
Once you cross a certain age, you become a possible candidate in the field of rishta aunties. A rishtay wali aunty will follow you everywhere. Weddings, dinners, group parties, you name it. Rishta aunties scan you from head to toe and will judge you with a marking from 1 to 10 based on your looks. If you’re somewhere near 10, the scan reaches level two and so on.
With that being said, there’s a rishtay wali aunty you ought to know about.
The description of her Twitter handle kinda speaks for itself.
But hey, there’s more. Turns out, Rishtay Wali Aunty is filled to the brim with life advice. Here are some gems we found.
The way to a man’s heart.
Myth: Way to man's heart is through his stomach
Fact: Way to man's heart is through your bank balanceAll rich girls contect me for rishta #isskarishta #usskarishta #sabkarishta
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
Choosing ‘candidates’ for marriage.
#Rishtatip : always choose 5 or 6 candidate for marriage. don't make quick decision. Unless you are girl – then first rishta is your life partner #rishtaaunty
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
Okay, but when she’s not giving advice, she’s giving hope.
I need a boy who can cook for me. Who should be caring and loving. He should be handsome and earn well. Don't worry for money i'll pay you more
— Fasiha Saleem (@stellalustro) July 11, 2018
While we think its mere shughal mela, she actually takes out the time to reply to her tweets.
No not now …I'm under gratuation …but soon ….keep looking for me..
— Danial Chaudhary (@DanialChaudhar8) July 11, 2018
Though some might be offended by her approach to shadi...
haye Allah thenks
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
…some of her replies are still too real!
mera kaam hi desperate logon say chalta hai beta. koi na koi to milay gee
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
Okay…
Boy can be any age for rishta beta. yeh humaray dhanday ka usool hai
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 12, 2018
People approach her with problems.
Larki here dont want live with my familie in the same house, they want own house etc, i want a girl Who can live with me and my familie in the same house
— Hagis (@Hagis19) July 11, 2018
Others ask her to seek help.
gayi thee beta. Uss ka bhi rishta pakka kar kay ayee hoon. #rishtaaunty
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
Some ask her personal questions.
Hai Allah sub bata doon?
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 12, 2018
Others troll her, but she takes it in her stride.
Beta check kiya hai mainay filhal koi moon nahin lagana chah raha aap ko. Dant worry. Main hoon na. dhoonday gay koi
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
She indulges in meme-play.
Anybody needing rishta? pic.twitter.com/uqIlNEZhfS
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
She’s funny AF.
This can be you. Contecting me pic.twitter.com/ILu0Cfnbxi
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 12, 2018
I mean…LOL.
My first tweet but not my first rishta… Contect for life partner pic.twitter.com/k0xK9X8Hg8
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) October 23, 2015
She’s got…advice for girls.
My favorit movie is Devdas because Aishwarya chosen rich man to marry not poor bewra. Girls please learn lesson #pyarekdhoka #onlyrishta by #rishtaaunty pic.twitter.com/vFMMwjYQE1
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
She even corrects us when we’re wrong.
number 5 is wrong. Rishtas made in my office only. Contect if need rishta
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 12, 2018
She’s kinda savage.
Im only english middeum please
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
What even?!
dollar ki auqaat na tumhari hai na meri. rupees pliss. thenks
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 12, 2018
She has tips on avoiding girlfriends for mothers-in-law.
All mothers in law contect me for avoid son's girlfriend. #mainhoonna #rishtaywaliaunty #onlyrishta pic.twitter.com/w2NjGsz5sV
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 12, 2018
But she also helps us see what’s wrong with our society.
Beta is she under 25, rich, tall, fair culur? I gots one boy he 65 years only. Contect me
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
Also her references are on point.
Sub SRK kay fen hain but chal rahay hain salman bhai kay raastay pay. Please get marriage. It is only hope for happy life. #mainhoonna
— Rishtay Wali Aunty (@Rishta_Unti) July 11, 2018
One thing is for sure, this rishtay wali aunty means business.
While this is probably a troll account, it’ll be interesting to see how rishta aunties evolve as we move further into the age of technology. What do you think of this? Let us know what you think in your comments!
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