Rameez Raja is a star commentator, there’s no doubt about it. But did you notice he has been a bit of a naughty guy? Maybe it has to do with the time he became the first ever player in ODI’s to be given out by ‘obstructing the field’. Or maybe… he’s just got a very dirty mind.

Kind of like ours, so here’s a list of all the times Rameez bhai made you question if his commetary was really about cricket or some (Astaghfirullah) porn:

WARNING: Rameez bhai will get really dirty so if you prefer to be saaf suthra check this out instead.

 

1. That time when he pulled “another one” on us

 

2. That time when he was very happy for the girls

 

3. And then he had questions about Afridi’s skills

 

4. That time when he felt the whole team needed a little somethin’ somethin’

 

5. And he felt that Chris Gayle could help the boys out

 

6. And he backed it up with a detailed description

 

7. Then there was a time he told us about Hafeez and Jamshed’s…umm… partnership

 

8. And he wouldn’t stop gushing about the two

 

9. And he didn’t stop there, he told us about other players too

 

10. And we wondered why he knew these very intimate details

 

11. Then there was the time he hit Sarfaraz below the belt

 

12. And when he wanted everyone to be safe while having a good time

Yes kids, safe sex always. Listen to Rameez bhai 😛

 

13. Rameez Raja also has advice for older Pakistanis who want to stay in the game

Yoonaani hakeem ke bijae Rameez ki suniye.

 

14. There was also a time when Rameez bhai talked about Sharjeel’s bat holding prowess

 

15. And when he knew about more than just bat holding that Sharjeel can do

 

16. That time when he made you wonder if he was describing his meeting with Chitrangada Singh

 

17. And when he was happy for Sangakkara being able to perform despite his age

 

18. Finally, when he said what everyone else was thinking about his commentary

Rameez bhai, keep entertaining us. You’re a gift that keeps on giving.