Lollllll, sorry Karachi.
Winter spells have been enchanting most of Pakistan lately.
From areas in the north,
— Mehreen Zahra (@Mehreen_Zahra1) December 11, 2018
To the areas in Punjab.
— Ahsan (@IamAhsansardar) December 12, 2018
And friends, it has even made its way to the seaside town of Karachi.
First Single Digit Of The Season In Karachi Finally 9°C.❤️morning 7:00am.real feel 7c . Winter Karachi Aya hai 😃😄
— sweeto (@mehaknaz17) December 17, 2018
Unfortunately, lol, for the rest of Pakistan – that just means it’s time to rip out some jokes about how winter has actually not arrived in Karachi and probably never will.
Pakistanis all over the country are tweeting out pretty savage jokes about Karachiites facing the ‘super cold’ winds coming their way.
“Karchi mein tou naam ki sardi parti hai" is baat ko tou jaise dil pe hee le lia ho is saal Karachi ne 🤦🏻♀️ #KarachiWinters
— Nisha Dherwani (@Sad_Pandaaaaa) December 15, 2018
Go to Karachi. There is no Sardi. 😂😂😂
— Syed Naseer Ahmed (@IamMashwanii) December 13, 2018
So it's 15C in Karachi and you all pretending like it's 5C. Chill out guyssss. Hota hai, karachi walo ne sardi dekhi kaha hai. Iss pr he khush hojate hain.
— Daniyal Ahmed (@daniyalahmed24) December 13, 2018
— Faizii_Syed ✌️ (@FaiziiSyed) December 17, 2018
And just btw friends, today is the coldest day Karachi has had in 2018 and it is about to be even colder in the next 24 hours. And though the jokes are getting super heavy,
This time, Karachi peeps are fighting right back and defending their #winter.
Karachi took all the WINTER JOKES very seriously 👀👀
— Taskeen Zafar (@tas_873) December 17, 2018
After years and years of torment, the city of lights is FIGHTIN’ BACK.
Next person (read Lahori/Islamabadi) to joke about winter in Karachi… I just wanna talk
— Janne Wali Sahiba (@ajeebSi) December 17, 2018
People making fun of karachi peoples inability to withstand winter, pls note we bathe twice everyday, contribute shitlots to the economy and are better looking. we also have a beach 🖐
— Asad (@asadaly_) December 16, 2018
These Siberian winds in Karachi are deadly. They crawl deep within and hit your ribs and refuse to let go. Can safely say, winter has finally arrived in Karachi after 6 years!
— Muntaqa Peracha (@muntaqa) December 17, 2018
i don't understand the pissing contest attitude about 'Karachi winter'. some people just feel cold….what you gonna do? also here our houses are made w concrete & insulate the cold. up north you guys use wood or straw right?
— HawkesBay (Löuche) (@HawkesBay) December 17, 2018
Dude a lil correction: it ain't the seabreeze but the NorthEastern winds in winter that make Karachi cold. And yes, Isb and Lhr don't even get close to such strong winds!!!
— BakLava (@PaulBaulker) December 16, 2018
People really think that 5°c in lahore is more colder than 15°c in karachi. dude the cold fkn sea breeze of karachi literally kills you
— Shahroz Qureshi (@GhabranaNahiiHy) December 16, 2018
Winter in Karachi is more like ‘just slap-me-in the-face cold wind’
— n.u.r (@noureh_) December 16, 2018
Karachi and sardi, lndia and toilet, you and your lame humor should end now
— Huzaifa Mughal (@HuzaifaRafiq) December 16, 2018
Lmaoooo, gotta have respect for K-town, everyone deserves to enjoy chai and hoodie weather whatever way they want.
Have you seen all the fighting? Let us know what you think in the comments below! Love you.
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