This is me when I put something on the internet:
Hi internet, make me famous.
— Haadia. (@HaadeaP) October 12, 2016
So desperate, I know.
And this is fuzzy little Putin, already on his way to becoming instafamous:
I mean, he doesn’t even have to TRY. Who is Putin the cat and why is he more popular while I toil away to get noticed? Why is a cat claiming the throne while I have to fend for likes during peak weekend instagram hours? Let’s investigate further as to why he’s so much cooler than I am (and I’m totally allowed to be a baby about it):
1. He bothers his pretty little head with world peace…and stuff.
![Source: @putin.thecat Via: Instagram](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-1.png)
2. Putin’s selfie game is stronger than Kim Kardashian, duh.
![Source: @putin.thecat Via: Instagram](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-5.png)
3. Did someone say cookies?
Source: @putin.thecat Via: Instagram
4. “Like turds in a litter-box so are the days of our lives”
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-3.png)
5. “Draw me like one of your french girls.”
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-4.png)
6. When a slave beheading becomes inevitable.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-6.png)
7. He sleeps with one eye open and claws out. Don’t you dare cross him.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-7.png)
8. When you question the wrath of purr.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-8.png)
9. Slaves expecting freedom really crack him up.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-9.png)
10. Oh look Egypt. Been there, ruled that.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-10.png)
11. He hates waiting for his nukes to charge.
*hint* India *hint*
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-11.png)
12. JUST LOOK AT THAT ADORABLE MOUNTAIN OF FUR ROLLING OVER.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-12.png)
13. Fear the day Putin disapproves of your tasteless Netflix watch-list.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-13.png)
14. The little goober came out to have a good time and is feeling so attacked rn.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-14.png)
15. He sleeps under a dream-catcher so that his conscience doesn’t wake him.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-15.png)
16. Mr Kill-You-With-His-Cuddles
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-17.png)
17. Putin clearly can’t carry this bag of evil plans by himself.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-18.png)
17. Oh and did we mention he also has a pet human?
![Source: @putin.thecat Via: Instagram](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pet-human.png)
18. With a swanky Masters degree in Evil, Putin is in a whole new league.
…and I’m just not good enough. Sorry, Gru-dia.
![](https://www.mangobaaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/putin-16.png)
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