For all 90’s kids, the struggle was real. The irritating sound of connecting to the internet, the struggles of internet explorer and finally the “Orkut” phase. If you had an awesome bachpan, chances are that you have heard these lame jokes and enjoyed them as well.
Here’s a list of some of the highly famous and lame jokes that will take you back to your school days. You can thank me later:
1. Kya tum kabhi sir kamar kay saath bathroom gaye ho?
A classic.
2. Kya tum marconi ko jantay ho?
The answer would be NO and then you would get hit by the other person’s elbow. Get it? Haha. Maar koni!
3. Baar baar teapot bolo
Go on, try it! TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT TEAPOT…
Heh. Tatti joke.
4. Repeatedly sheepish bolo!
SHEEPISH SHEEPISH SHEEPISH SHEEPISH…
Tatti joke nahi hai, but usi vicinity main hai.
5. Bolo pencil, tumhari shaadi cancel!
Another classic.
6. Bolo haldi, tumhari shaadi jaldi!
How shaadi obsessed were we as kids?
7. “Agar tumhara haath tumharay mu kay barabar hay to tum Jannat main jaogay.”
I dreaded this SO much when it happened to me. It’s probably my first and only thappar. Just as I placed the palm of my hand on my face, the girl in front slapped me.
8. What do you call a man with one hair? Answer: IQBAL!
I hate to admit it, but I still tell this one sometimes when people are playing the “What Do You Call” game. It’s only the one I remember since I can’t be bothered coming up with a new one.
9. Miss, maine karlia!
I’d like to call this the open-to-debate joke. Because seriously, what exactly are we talking about here? Kya karlia?
10. PIA, thappar khaiye!
PIA jokes are always hilarious. But at the time this one was very famous!
11. Bolo T.V, Shah Rukh Khan ki bivi!
Never understood this.
12. Order, order! Teri chaddi main powder! (read: poder)
Now if this doesn’t make you LOL, then what will?
13. Dabbay main dabba, dabbay main hargosh, dadi ne aankh maari aur dada behosh!
How romantic, lol.
14. Eid aayi hai zamanay main, Sajeer gir gayi hai ghusal khanay main!
One of our lame rhymes written on Eid cards for our frandzz.
15. Eid aayi hai atak atak k, Momina chalti hai matak matak ke.
Another one of our lame eid rhymes!
16. Neeli neeli roshni kamray main band hai, main kya karoon? Mujhe Mariam pasand hai.
This one makes you want to tell Mariam to say yes already!
17. Aadhi roti, aadha kabab, ganjay ko maarna bara sawab.
Okay, that’s mean. SUUUPER OFFENSIVE. Not cool.
18. Dur say dekha to anday ubal rahay thay, paas aa kay dekha to ganjay uchal rahay thay!
Damn, what did we have against bald people?
19. In pin safety pin, in pin out. khailna hai tou khelo, warna get out!
This was one of the rhymes that were used before starting a game like baraf paani, hopscotch or pithu garam.
All I’m saying is, this rhyme is definitely our current mood!
20. Tumnay uski shaadi main kya kiya?
Question: Tumnay uski shaadi main kya kiya?
Answer: Kiski?
Reply: HAWWW HAYE! KISS KI?
Not sure if we were awesome, or just lame.
21. Dedo, ghuma kay lelo!
Last but not the least, let’s end with a rude joke.
Haanji, kya khayal hai? Relived your childhood once again, didn’t we? These lame-ass jokes were seriously the shit at that time. Hit us up in the comment section and tell us your favorite school time lame jokes!
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