This one’s for all those who can’t live without their curse words
With Ramazan everyone tries to do good and be a good person. However, the training and comfort you have been a nasty person for the rest of the year isn’t easy to shed off. Seeing all this and being in the middle of Ramazan and all, it’s the best way to keep ourselves entertained. Which is why the hashtag, ‘#Alternative Curse Words’ has been trending on Twitter and it is the BEST thing EVER.
Here are the most interesting alternative curse words that you probably can use during Ramazan
One of my favorites Penny-isms from #BigBangTheory
Holly crap on a cracker!#AlternativeCurseWords
— LTournay (@ltournay) June 3, 2018
The trend outlined a number of safety words, all alternatives to actual swear words and it is the PERFECT thing for this Ramazan.
Especially since we are all great Muslims who (try) and abstain from cursing, sometimes it’s nice to have a little release every once in a while.
Okay, maybe not the MOST Ramazan friendly curse words but they aren’t as bad as their actual ones would be
— 𝕀𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕕 ℕ𝕖𝕣𝕕 🇨🇦🍀 怪人 (@Safe_Haven0419) June 3, 2018
This one actually makes sense this time
#AlternativeCurseWords This 👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/wuYo66xwaq
— Elvira (@TheRealElvira) June 3, 2018
Using this one a ton now that load shedding seems to be back…
One of the worst curse words we will ever know, even though it isn’t actually a curse word is:
Monday morning #AlternativeCurseWords
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) June 3, 2018
WHAT THE FORK.
Oh, fork! #AlternativeCurseWords pic.twitter.com/b4pW4lKpHV
— Lauren Bird Horowitz (@birdaileen) June 3, 2018
Here’s an alternative for when you can’t say the F word
GoFund youself #AlternativeCurseWords pic.twitter.com/bBQEzJTSjG
— 🧈MeltLikeButta🧈 (@JWButta) June 3, 2018
Money money money ~
ARE YOU FORKING KIDDING.
Yanny or Laurel?
— Mrs. Jane Doe (@handyoasstoya) June 3, 2018
IT WON’T GO AWAY.
And when you can’t do your usual misogynistic maa behn ki gaali you can curse the whole fam. Love it.
" Motherfather sister couson uncle!!!"
— Dolla Sto Waffles (@Wook316) June 3, 2018
Son of a biscuit
— Tenacious T & the Beer of Destiny (@TenaciousTess) June 3, 2018
SHOUT OUT TO ALL ‘THE OFFICE’ FAAAAAAAANS who also have a vocabulary full of curse words
You are such a Toby #AlternativeCurseWords
— Michael Scott (@michaelgclump) June 3, 2018
This is the actual worst curse word. Ever.
And finally, one of the most popular alternative curse words would be:
“Do I look like I give a shot” pic.twitter.com/l3QzFOHUg3
— ❤️🖤💚DAÑiELLE (@GoGetChaLife) June 3, 2018
What did you think of using alternative curse words? What curse word would you make up? Let us know in the comments below! Love you.
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