This one’s for all those who can’t live without their curse words

With Ramazan everyone tries to do good and be a good person. However, the training and comfort you have been a nasty person for the rest of the year isn’t easy to shed off. Seeing all this and being in the middle of Ramazan and all, it’s the best way to keep ourselves entertained. Which is why the hashtag, ‘#Alternative Curse Words’ has been trending on Twitter and it is the BEST thing EVER.

 

Here are the most interesting alternative curse words that you probably can use during Ramazan

The trend outlined a number of safety words, all alternatives to actual swear words and it is the PERFECT thing for this Ramazan.

Especially since we are all great Muslims who (try) and abstain from cursing, sometimes it’s nice to have a little release every once in a while.

Okay, maybe not the MOST Ramazan friendly curse words but they aren’t as bad as their actual ones would be

https://twitter.com/Safe_Haven0419/status/1003297873117601793

Yum…fudge…

Source: Reactiongifs

 

This one actually makes sense this time

https://twitter.com/TheRealElvira/status/1003323117958119424

Using this one a ton now that load shedding seems to be back…

 

One of the worst curse words we will ever know, even though it isn’t actually a curse word is:

 

WHAT THE FORK.

Hehe.

 

Here’s an alternative for when you can’t say the F word

Money money money ~

Source: @thaliadejong Via Giphy

 

ARE YOU FORKING KIDDING.

IT WON’T GO AWAY.

 

And when you can’t do your usual misogynistic maa behn ki gaali you can curse the whole fam. Love it.

 

Haye, biscuits…

https://twitter.com/TenaciousTess/status/1003298026440593408

 

SHOUT OUT TO ALL ‘THE OFFICE’ FAAAAAAAANS who also have a vocabulary full of curse words

https://twitter.com/michaelgclump/status/1003407180681314311

This is the actual worst curse word. Ever.

Source: NBC

 

What did you think of using alternative curse words? What curse word would you make up? Let us know in the comments below! Love you.

 

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Cover photo source: MD Productions