Things you can say during cricket and intimate moments in bed…
AB Dennis Villiers is quite popular in the Pakistan Twitterverse for his keen interest in cricket, which is something the nation shares with him.
Since he often comments on the sport and a lot of his observations are about Pakistan’s teams and players, he has amassed quite a big Pakistani following.
So much so, that his documentary ‘Dennis Does Pakistan’ which is apparently about Pakistani cricket and Dennis’ obsession with it. Anyway, Dennis made a tweet asking people to quote things which could be said both for cricket and while having sex.
I'm going to regret posting this pic.twitter.com/dDarkPIo1G
— AB Dennis Villiers (@DennisCricket_) February 12, 2019
And of course, people did NOT disappoint.
Nice early morning moisture in the pitch today!
— Aniket Deshpande (@aniket0608) February 12, 2019
Can you make that fine leg a bit more fine?
— Khansaab (@GumbyAKhan) February 12, 2019
The third man has come in
— R… (@BottlersEra) February 12, 2019
Great stroke play today
— Saada bacha (@BachaSaada) February 12, 2019
A lot of people made a certain type of joke…
Bring it in from behind the legs.
— Zain Hasan (@SyedZainHasan) February 12, 2019
Peeche se under laa peeche se
— Pakistani Batman (@aamsabanda) February 12, 2019
Rohit Sharma has been unable to handle broad's swinging balls.
— Get Kat (@katie_kat_kt) February 12, 2019
Some people had a lot to say.
“That’s a nut”
“What a peach”
“Tampering with the balls”
“Swing it in, then swing it out”
“I need a third man”
“You’re a keeper”
“Put some saliva on the ball”— Salman Rana (@salman131097) February 12, 2019
Overall, very entertaining stuff. Clearly, people have quite the imagination.
What is something you could say during cricket and sex? Let us know in the comments below.
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