So you are one of the many who are cursed with the responsibility to have to wake up early in the mornings. Maybe it’s 8 am, or it could be as early as 5 am, it doesn’t really matter because anytime before a 10 am time to wake up is way too early in the morning for a normal, sane human being’s health (the doctors know nothing, don’t listen to them).
Anyone who has to wake up early has been through all of this, take a look:
Every day the first sound you hear is the annoying alarm
Source: Coventry Blogs
Or your mom screaming for you to wake up or you’ll be late!
You have tried many ways to effectively be woken up in time to get ready
But you have failed miserably, every time.
Getting out of bed is a full-fledged struggle for you
And you lay in bed, for longer than you would admit, dreading having to open your eyes and leave the cozy, warm bed of yours.
You just can’t kick the habit of dozing off in class or at work
It doesn’t matter when you sleep at night; yawning is your constant companion throughout the work or class – maybe a little bit of drool too.
You have figured out ways to cope with the monster that is called ‘early morning’
Coffee and tea are the companions of every early riser. We have one hand on our mugs and the other on our eyes, rubbing out the sleep from them.
You can’t stop yourself from cursing your fate
If it isn’t your school administration who is responsible for such early classes or your boss for starting office at this time, it has to be your fate that has cursed you to a life of waking up as the sun does.
There’s nothing more embarrassing than having to speak at a meeting or in class at 8 in the morning
I mean, even if you are prepared with enough knowledge to speak on the matter, the fact that your brain is still sleepy is more than enough of a cause for embarrassment.
You hear regular lectures and even gaaliyan from your ami abu for sleeping late
Especially if it is that annoying motorcycle wala who is driving at a snail’s pace in front of you right in the middle of the damn road.
You hate anyone who is so cheery and alive in the morning
Like, how are they even able to stand upright at such an early hour?
On days you actually wake up early you can’t help but be proud of yourself
So this is what the world looks like early in the morning.
You are jealous of everyone who manages to do it
You don’t hate them, you wish you could do it successfully like them. But you just can’t deal with having to wake up so early in the day.
You tell your friends lies about being busy to avoid making nashta plans
Unless you are awake all night and go to nashta when it’s time, then it’s absolutely fine.
You say to yourself that you will go to sleep at 9pm so you can be up early the next day
But your torrents call you every time you get in bed and check your laptop for the last time before you go to sleep.