A few months back, the news of Hamza Ali Abbasi’s wedding took us all by surprise. What took us all by even surprise was the way of breaking the news; declaring his now wife to be a ‘platonic’ friend. The lengthy post was met with all sorts of responses. However, today Pakistani actress and model Eman Suleman just announced her wedding in an Instagram post, and the shade towards Hamza Ali Abbasi is huge.
Let’s revisit Hamza’s post:
Keep all of this in mind, as we move forward.
Eman Suleman also took it to Instagram to announce her wedding in a very ‘similar’ way
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2 ganjus. I wanted to wait till after shaadi to make this announcement but since the news isn’t already out there and I‘m coveting some public attention, because that’s just the kind of person I am, I want you to know that I am marrying my non platonic friend of 3 months (full GF BF nonsense). Allah reham karay hum dono per. Some people get married for themselves, because either they fall in love or because they’re lonely or maybe because of family or to have kids, I’m marrying because I just want to make haraam halaal to please my rabb. And since moving in together isn’t an option in the Islamic republic of Pakistan. To walk a path of etc etc etc etc etc etc abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz scribble scribble scribble scribble scribble. Etc etc etc etc etc. Scrawl scrawl scrawl scrawl scrawl. How did Hamza Ali Abbasi do this?? Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. God I really thought my shaadi announcement would be better than a plagiarised essay. I really tried to refrain myself but I couldn’t help it. I never can. Dheiskskqlqlqlqlsnbdbdehei. Why am I like this??? Death is approaching fast. So yes, Jamil and I are getting married. Looking forward to our time together. Until death or divorce do us part. Pray for us. Thank you. Great guy, 100/100 would recommend. Who wants? Is this a joke? Maybe. This is not a mockery, is da truth. Our parents were like, tameez se shaadi karo. 24 minutes later: Okay I’m a little ashamed of this.
In her Instagram post, she clearly said that she is marrying her non-platonic friend with ‘full GF/BF nonsense’
Hamza Ali Abbasi previously mentioned in his post that he’s marrying to please Allah; Eman Suleman went ahead to say she simply is marrying to make haraam halaal and because moving in together isn’t really an option in Pakistan.
She said she’s using the public attention simply because that’s who she is and said she didn’t know how Hamza Ali Abbasi managed to write such a long essay. “God I really thought my shaadi announcement would be better than a plagiarized essay. I really tried to refrain myself but I couldn’t help it. I never can.”
She announced her wedding by saying that Jamil and her were getting married, until death or divorce does them apart
Model Zara Peerzada also congratulated the new couple with her humor
Puns aside, Eman Suleman will be tying the knot with Jamil Haider anytime soon. The fans are excited about the newbie couple and we wish them lie-long happiness. What do you think about Eman Suleman’s way of breaking her wedding news? Let us know in the comments below!
Cover image via: @eman_suleman via Instagram / c.tribune.com.pk