2004 till infinity
… then 2016 happened and SHIT HIT THE FAN
2016 has pulled a classic 2016 all over again and we’ve had just about enough of the incessant misfortunes.
In a shocking revelation, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting divorced after 12 years of love, giving everybody #couplegoals and making the world a better place by adopting children from all over the world.
And I’m just looking for some therapeutic crying sesh RN.
Turns out, the split has taken a toll on Pakistanis as they’re having a meltdown left, right and center.
Here’s a quick social media round-up:
This one guy called it.
And so it began…
Brangelina splitting up hurts so bad, faith in love has been lost. If 2 rich, goodlooking ppl can't stay together thn what chance do I have?
— Filzaaa. (@selfregaled) September 20, 2016
LOVE. IS. DEAD.
Brangelina breaking up is the worst celebrity news. They seemed so perfect together what is happening where is love what is love
— Marya. (@maryaranaa) September 20, 2016
SO. MANY. FEELS.
hahahaha brangelina broke up hahahajasa love is not real love is fake only capitalism is real
— Alice (@someaningless) September 20, 2016
This person thinks it’s a waste of time:
— Jibran T. Siddiqui (@jibransiddiqui) September 20, 2016
While this one thinks all hell has broken loose:
Shots were heard
Actual shots, OMG.
— Umarr. (@umarriqbal) September 20, 2016
Sentiments were at an all-time high:
Many nazars were held accountable:
me: mom!!! brad pitt and angelina jolie are getting a divorce.
mom: lagta hai nazar lag gai
— manahil (@heavymetalsouI) September 20, 2016
People lost their faith in true love:
— Tayyaba Malik (@tayyabamalik47) September 20, 2016
In fact, there was actual fear among people, of losing their own relationships:
Should go out for a while coz if begum finds out right now it will be the "mard hotay he aisay hein…" speech for 30 minutes. #Brangelina
— I. (@imdadawan) September 20, 2016
While some were adamant on being the messiahs of ‘reality checks’
Okay who gives a shit if Anjelina filed for divorce??? . Galan ty enj karey oh jera oney tussi lokan nu valimay ty invite kita ho.
— Zubair Khan (@PainduSarkar) September 20, 2016
Others were literally just having the ~feels~
in other news, Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt and I'm done for today.
— haleema (@haleemaaabbasi) September 20, 2016
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) September 20, 2016
I indulged in some petty Jennifer Aniston throwbacks as well (and I’m not even ashamed, tbh)
— Haadia. (@HaadeaP) September 20, 2016
But many others decided to play that card.
Karma is a bitch, indeed.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you… #Brangelina
— Pakistan Republic (@PakistanRepublc) September 20, 2016
Astaghfirullah, bro. Pls.
Brangelina divorcing cos Brad Pitt found out Momina Mustehsan is single.
— Aemun. (@KaliiJenner) September 20, 2016
Some jokes got a little out of hand:
Brad Pitt is Imran Khan of Pakistan hence Jennifer Aniston is Jamaima and Jolie is Reham Khan.
— Saniya (@Saniyazing) September 20, 2016
Emotions were literally just flying amuck.
This one pindi boy is ready to pounce on the sudden opening:
Someone pointed out that this divorce announcement even helped diffuse tensions between India and Pakistan
The sacrifice #Brangelina has made to divert IndiaPak Twitter from triggering Nuclear War is admirable
— Joy (@Joydas) September 20, 2016
And while all of this was in good fun, the truth is we all hurt a little at the end of their beautiful marriage.
Two ppl who loved each other to bits and have 6 children have divorced. This isn't a joke opportunity, it's a tragedy. Stfu. #brangelina
— Anthony Permal (@anthonypermal) September 20, 2016