Altaf Hussain trying to flirt is the stuff of nightmares
The founder of MQM, Altaf Hussain has been all over the news lately. Since being charged over speeches he’s made that have incited violence, by courts in the UK, Altaf bhai has been trying his best to what can only be described as run away somewhere else.
As a desperate attempt to find attention Altaf Hussain pleaded Modi to grant him asylum in India
Exiled and banned in Pakistan and also on the verge of being jailed in the UK, was India really the best option?
Altaf Hussain asks Modi for help – seeking asylum in India pic.twitter.com/i3xmEHs6Xk
— لوھے کے چنے (@averagejoepk) November 13, 2019
Seeing his antics, Indian TV shows have been inviting Altaf on their shows and he’s bringing his complete dramatic skills
Recently ABP news invited Altaf Hussain in a live show hosted by an Indian TV show host Rubika Liaquat. Seeing as he probably couldn’t resist charming the beautiful lady, Altaf Bhai tried to flirt with the host live on Indian national television!
During the show he broke down the ABP channel’s name and tries to rhyme it with the host’s name. Rubika laughs nervously. I am guessing, on the absurdity of the situation.
So, Altaf Hussain saw that his flirt tactics made the girl laugh (which was probably more about his being funny than charming, for her) so he just went ON
He then tried to explore the hidden meaning of ”love” in the abbreviated ABP. Yes, the channel’s name!
A for Abbu. B for Baapu. P for Pappu.
I…can…not…handle…this.
Ummmmmm what???? pic.twitter.com/kpeOL0iVS3
— Main Abdul Majid Hoon (@ComicsByMajid) November 22, 2019
People absolutely didn’t see this coming
Hahaha wtf Altaf jani https://t.co/evgmRWSIBi
— Raheel Zia (@raheelziaa) November 22, 2019
Straight to the hall of fame! #AltafHussain #ABP pic.twitter.com/2Bxq8FGvv9
— Sikander Bizenjo (@sikanderbizenjo) November 21, 2019
They are applauding Altaf Hussain for his flirt game
The ought to be the best pickup line on a live show. #AltafHussain #ABP pic.twitter.com/wXjE3zb7aC
— Sikander Bizenjo (@sikanderbizenjo) November 21, 2019
Is Bhai try to making sexy times with Indian televisions anchors ladies?
Playa. #AltafOurProuds pic.twitter.com/4msSmaGx1v
— Mosharraf Zaidi (@mosharrafzaidi) November 22, 2019
People are also calling him Colonel Altaf Hussain after his flirt attack on Indian TV
After Major Adnan Sami, people are joking that Altaf Hussain is our next soldier to distract India with silly antics.
Altaf Hussain really went on live TV and brain fucked a hundred million Indians who had no idea what was about to hit them and you still doubt his patriotism?
— Ghaura (@ghauraghaura) November 21, 2019
Major Adnan kay baad Col Altaf
— Omair Khan (@Omair28Khan) November 21, 2019
There are jokes that seeing Altaf Hussain flirt is like having a secret “strike” on Indian TV
After exhausting all diplomatic options, we’ve unleashed our most lethal weapon on India; Altaf Bhai. pic.twitter.com/qH7dIwygRL
— Anaya Khan (@AnayaNKhan) November 22, 2019
Yaar, I tell you Altaf baji is a true patriot, he is Screwing Indian Anchors & viewers every night, who are so blinded by their hate for Pakistan that they are not even feeling being screwed! 🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/1ZHzGwlNXl
— Urslan Hayat ارسلان حیات (@UrslanH) November 22, 2019
If you really have the stomach to watch Altaf Hussain flirt and display a whole lot more insanity you can watch the entire show here:
Pakistan has surely initiated a psychological strike on India by sending Altaf Hussain from Pakistani TV channels to Indian ones. With humor like this, Altaf is surely going to bag a comedy show in India, if not the asylum.
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Cover image via ABP News / YouTube