As the US-based media giant Netflix announced extending its operations to Pakistan last night, Pakistanis gave their own rendition of the popular phrase “Netflix and chill”, the halal way.
1. Setting Halal standards
Netflix and shadi k baad #DesiNetflixAndChill
— Ranting Pakistani (@RantsPakistani) January 6, 2016
2. Ammi kyoooon????
Netflix and first cousin #DesiNetflixAndChill
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) January 6, 2016
3. Naveed…
"NETFLIX & TAKE AFF THIS SHIRT, NAVEED" #DesiNetflixandChill
— Bilal Zubair Khan (@BilalZKhan) January 6, 2016
4. Why does Miss Meera Jee always get badnaam?
Netflix And MUFTI SAHABBBB YEH KYA BAAT HUI?! #DesiNetflixAndChill
— Faizan. (@merabichrayaar) January 6, 2016
5. An Ode…
Netflix and Anday Wala Burger. #DesiNetflixandChill
— Saeintist (@PiruSaein) January 6, 2016
6. Puns are important.
Netflix and Chill….a bowl of chilghozay! #DesiNetflixAndChill
— Moochar (@AsliBinLaden) January 6, 2016
7. No comments.
Netflix and PharmacistSeSharamAatiHe #DesiNetflixAndChill pic.twitter.com/SApsXQaqyh
— Ranting Pakistani (@RantsPakistani) January 6, 2016
8. True Essence Of Alone Time?
Netflix and bachay so Gaye? #DesiNetflixAndChill
— Fariha Awan (@Fay_Alif) January 6, 2016
9. Browsing History.
Netflix and dekh k delete ker dena. #DesiNetflixAndChill
— Shumail (@Shumyl) January 6, 2016
10. Desi Moms Be Like.
Netflix and log kya kaheingay? #DesiNetflixAndChill
— Haadeashka. (@HaadeaP) January 6, 2016
11. Meera Jesa Koi Nai.
"NAVEED & CHILL." #DesiNetflixAndChill pic.twitter.com/vEyCtrdaKd
— Bilal Zubair Khan (@BilalZKhan) January 6, 2016
12. Dost Dost Na Raha.
Friendship ended with local cable wala. Now Netflix is my best friend #DesiNetflixAndChill
— Samir Yawar (@YawarSamir) January 6, 2016
Of course, we just couldn’t help ourselves…
13.
Netflix and BRIGHT KAREIN ISSAY THORA BRIGHT KAREIN! #DesiNetflixAndChill
— MangoBaaz (@mangobaaz) January 6, 2016