Ah yes, feminism. A word that gets thrown around so much these days by women fighting for equal rights, social justice warriors and also brands looking to cash in on some activism. But there needs to be a limit to everything, the incessant throwing around of the word has become suffocating and an inconvenience to my day to day life. Upon doing some research on Wikipedia to learn what feminism really is, I believe it is only fitting to write a piece on why I am NOT a feminist and why you shouldn’t be one either.

to define, establish, and achieve political, economic, personal, and social equality of sexes

1. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Women have it really easy anyways, staying home all day while men go out into the real world to bust their ass.

2. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Women get periods every month which makes them hormonal and therefore unfit to make important decisions.

3. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

What if a woman gets pregnant? She can’t continue working or even do simple day to day tasks.

4. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Women have it easy, they get to cut the line all the time.

5. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

How can both men and women be equal when women can’t do something as simple as drive a car?

6. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Women leave their jobs early as soon as they get married so how can they be equal?

7. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Who will look after children if women are busy working at an office?

8. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

I often see men talking about sexism against women, but I never see any women talking about sexism against men – that’s not equal.

9. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Men are also physically stronger than women which allows them to do more.

10. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Women use makeup to enhance their looks so that they can lure men into doing what they want.

11. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Women can really emotional over small things so they cannot handle stressful situations.

12. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Women have a tendency to complain A LOT.

13. I don’t believe in the political, economic, and social equality of men and women

Because sometimes I just have a fragile ego.

Hopefully, we realize that the notion of women not having political, economic and social equality is something we should work against.

Note: this is a sarcastic post.

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