11 Questions I Have For The WTF Trailer Of Alia Bhatt & Varun Dhawan’s New Movie “Kalank”

By Iman Zia | 3 Apr, 2019

Karan Johar’s much-awaited pre-partition Bollywood film ‘Kalank’ just dropped its trailer a few hours ago, and while it’s opened to mass praise and warmth, I found myself actually LOLLING (and finding a basket of WTF moments throughout it). The film stars Madhuri Dixit, Sanjay Dutt, Aditya Roy Kapur, Alia Bhatt, Sonakshi Sinha, and Varun Dhawan and is set in 1945 – so it suffices to say that it will be one of the grandest films we’ll be witnessing, post-PadmaavatSo the trailer opens with Alia’s voiceover about how her one decision changed the fate of everybody – and then it’s all a dizzying downfall from there on because I honestly have NO IDEA WTF IS GOING ON!

 

My first question is WHY do Muslim characters in Bollywood films always freaking wear kohl – Varun looks more like a serial killer tbh and less like the Muslim love interest of Alia…

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We don’t need to see that, cover up Varun, please.

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Oh, and he’s proper crying throughout the trailer? Please stop?

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But hey, he’s making a good earning for himself as a BLACKSMITH (I don’t know why I find this so funny).

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Meanwhile, Aditya loves his wife Sonakshi but then…

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Marries Alia:…TF bro that’s messed up – guess YOU DON’T LOVE HER THAT MUCH AM I RIGHT?

He does make sure to be clear that there’s no pyaar in this rishta, only izzat. Whattay dialogue.

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Why do I only see a poor man’s rendition of ‘Devdas’ when Madhuri pops up in a very heavily inspired Chandramukhi avatar?

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…And suddenly, a wild (and random) Kunal Khemu appears!

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There’s a whole lotta fire, how they stand so close to it is beyond me.

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LOL.

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What on earth is this?

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Please, someone, hug Sanjay he’s very upset. Who did you wrong Sanju?

Here he is looking out to Mordor.

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SOMEONE HUG HIM IMMEDIATELY.

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Oh, and then we reach the monumental BLATANT RIP OFF of ‘Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge’ with Alia and Varun (and Aditya lol, third wheel much bro)?

 

 

The only takeaway I had from this actual Raj-Simran retelling was Alia’s robot hand as Aditya grabbed it! PLOT TWIST maybe???

I. Cannot. Look. Away.

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Here’s the hilarious trailer of ‘Kalank.’

 

What do you think of the trailer? Are you excited to watch it?

 

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