You know how sometimes, you’re bored, and you scroll through your filtered messages or requests on Instagram? And more often than not, there’s some creepy message or an unsolicited dick pic, because men literally can’t keep it in their pants? (NoT aLL mEn, but enough men).
Shahana Khan Khalil is a Pakistan actress.
She posted a video of her husband, Gibran Jan reading creepy messages from random men in her inbox.
Gibran Jan goes on to analyze these messages one by one, and tries to figure out the thought process that must be behind the missed calls, waving, and even the dick pics sent in by random men.
He begins the video by dropping a truth bomb, “So, all those dudes sending dick pics, I’m also seeing your dick, so just to be clear, I’m judging you too.”
He then takes us through his ‘journey’ of the conversations, which are one-sided, with the men in his wife’s inbox. Gibran starts by explaining the first conversation which starts with a wave, and after two days, this wave escalates into a missed video call.
“He thought the wave wasn’t a good one, he’s going straight into the video chat,” Gibran says as he reads between the lines.
“Did he think the dick pic would be the thing that would lock her in, or push her away?” asks Gibran as he questions another move.
Basically, Gibran drags these men to filth…
…and it’s just as entertaining as it sounds.
“Gibran has the ability to throw some hard truths at me nearly every day while also making me laugh. I love how he reacts to things – with honesty, incredulity and ultimately, humanity. This is one small example of how he does it.” says Shahana.
Boy, I never thought weird pervy messages from men would be hilarious when read out and explained by another man, but here I am laughing my ass off anyway.
You can watch the entire video here:
Gibran has the ability to throw some hard truths at me nearly every day while also making me laugh. I love how he reacts to things – with honesty, incredulity and ultimately, humanity. This is one small example of how he does it. #dickpics
Gepostet von Shahana Khan Khalil am Samstag, 23. März 2019
Thank you Gibran Jan for shedding light, with sarcasm and humor, on the fact that us girls are not at all interested in creepy random messages and dick pics! You pretty much reiterated what we’ve been saying for a while now, but maybe you’ll get through to fellow men more easily.
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Cover image via Facebook/Shahana Khan Khalil