17 Of The Most Random Times Your Parents Bring Up Shaadi That Make No Sense

By Biya Haq | 9 Oct, 2017

Shaadi is one of the most important aspects of a person’s life. But the concept of shaadi in a Pakistani’s life? Lol, you better believe it’s a BIG DEAL. Of course, if you are Pakistani, or Indian, or Bengali or anywhere south of the equator, you already know how important it is. Oh and i’m not talking about how important it is to the person getting married, haha no – I am talking about the people who will keep talking about your shaadi forever – and ever. And ever.

Yup, your parents. Your parents will bring up your shaadi constantly in every aspect of your life for no reason:

 

1. Every time you’re talking about your future plans

Source: We Think Films / Hot Water Bottle Films

Okay, fine, theek hai – this makes sense.

 

2. As your parents get older

Source: Hum Network Limited

Emotional blackmail? Fine, challo – we can talk.

 

3. When you’re talking about your present

Via: Deenga.com

I mean, okay…

 

4. When you’re talking about your past

Via: Deenga.com

Wait what, why would shaadi be relevant?!

 

5. When you’re cooking for the family

sadaf-kanwal-yummm
Via: Deenga.com

WHAT does my daal have to do with my husband!?

 

6. When you’re cleaning your room

Via: Deenga.com

I’m folding socks, for me. MY socks. Not any imaginary susraals, CHILL.

 

7. Every time you get bad grades

Via: Deenga

Lolsy, okay maybe this is when I bring up shaadi myself.

 

8. When you ghalti sai come home a little late at night

Via: Deenga.com

(Personal favorite) “Log kya kahein gai?!”

 

9. When your mom’s friends are over

aunty

Just because Sehr Khala’s beti is getting married, it doesn’t mean I have to OKAY!?

 

10. When your relatives visit

Source: The Living Picture / YouTube

Fun hangout session with fam? JK – be ready to be bombarded with (approx.) 2,173,612 questions on ‘Abhii tak shaadi kyun nai hui?’

 

11. When your cousin’s friend’s chacha’s beti gets haan-ofied

Via: Deenga.com

Because this obviously is directly relevant to you.

 

12. As soon as literally any person’s wedding invitation comes in the mail

Via: Deenga.com

“It should be yours.”

 

13. When you’re literally doing nothing

Source: Deenga.com

What?

 

14. When you’re breathing

Source: Jhoom Jhoom Productions / Soham Rockstar Productions

Why

 

15. At birth (yours and anyone else around you)

Via: Tumblr

Mubarak! Beti huiiii, shaadi keh kapray ban gaye?

 

16. When you really don’t want to talk about shaadi

Via: Deenga

SSsssssssstttttooopppppppp iiiiiiit.

 

Annnnnnd the only time they don’t bring it up?

17. When you’re actually ready. Go figure

Source: Oriental Films

Great.

 

At the end of the day, our parents love us and just want us to be happy. So no offence to any mama’s and baba’s out there but please, once a day is enough. Love you.

Are you tired of shaadi questions? Do you secretly love them? Are you already married? Do you have a dog? Let us know in the comments section below!

 

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