Some Pakistani guys have a fixation with condemning anything that is anything less than this because our collective ghairat only awakens at the naked limbs of a woman (and never at the murder, rape or sexual harassment of the same women, because, well, they were asking for it).

Ever wondered if the tables were reversed and there were opinions about what was “appropriate” clothing for Pakistani guys to wear?

So did one Adil Qureshi.

zehar lagte hai chote chote chadday pehan-ne wale mard hazraat. ghar mai maa baap ke samne bhi aise nange hi ghoomte ho?

— Adil Qureshi (@SarcasticMeh) July 28, 2016

The intial reaction to this tweet was rather encouraging, especially from the women-folk.

@SarcasticMeh haina pata ni kia samjhty k haseen makhlooq lag rahy hon jesy zeher lagty hain waqayi but problem is k ghar waly kyun ni tokty

— Hira (@hiraaaz) July 28, 2016

But then the inevitable happened and men started tweeting to shut Adil up

WARNING: Scrolling any further you will see Pakistani guys like you’ve never seen them before. Responsibility to keep your emaan intact lies with you.

*cues drum rolls*

@hiraaaz @shehrozekhattak @SarcasticMeh hahaha mne abhi yehi pehna hoa hai look pic.twitter.com/IVxlRhjzDy

— Imran Siddique (@SportsJournoo) July 28, 2016

@SportsJournoo same bro @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh pic.twitter.com/K50L9TarSQ

— khattak (@shehrozekhattak) July 28, 2016

Guys are now tweeting their scandalous nangi taangein

@shehrozekhattak @Itsarsal @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh same guys. pic.twitter.com/DpYRPM0KVJ

— .. (@TheMathSolver) July 28, 2016

There are blurry legs

@TheMathSolver @shehrozekhattak @Itsarsal @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh same guys pic.twitter.com/NP95jG97E8

— Bilal (@BeelaalTariq) July 28, 2016

And there are focused ones

Same bro @EidSahib @shehrozekhattak @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh pic.twitter.com/6tzHbY9KAm

— Malik Waleed Awan (@Mrweedu) July 28, 2016

There are nangi taangein of ordinary guys

@shehrozekhattak @Saleheyy__ @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh
Same :)) pic.twitter.com/HVpHq1oBdD

— Asif Ali Bugti. (@iamBugti_18) July 28, 2016

And there are famous one too

@shehrozekhattak @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh pic.twitter.com/kQWZ4Mgp1L

— Ahmed (@AhmedGohar96) July 28, 2016

Rawalpindi Express giving the double finger with a side of nangi taangein? That’s one for the history books, folks.

Actually, there are a bunch of famous legs

@TalhaAhmadd @Emclub7 @Hasnaat_ @shehrozekhattak @BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver @Itsarsal @SportsJournoo @SarcasticMeh pic.twitter.com/kTCvzulHkm

— Haider. (@ZuHaider) July 28, 2016

@Emclub7 @ZuHaider @TalhaAhmadd @Hasnaat_ @shehrozekhattak @BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver @Itsarsal @SportsJournoo k pic.twitter.com/CCC6sU8EnR

— Nouman Ihsan (@noumanihsan_) July 28, 2016

@Emclub7 @Hasnaat_ @shehrozekhattak @BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver @Itsarsal @SportsJournoo @SarcasticMeh das cute. pic.twitter.com/AW2eXf6YpW

— Talha. (@TalhaAhmadd) July 28, 2016

@BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver @shehrozekhattak @Itsarsal @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh same pic.twitter.com/2WMqqOPezt

— Hasnat (@Hasnaat_) July 28, 2016

Sorry about that last one.

Where there’s Pakistani guys showing legs, you know there would be hairy ones

And there are a ton of them.

@shehrozekhattak @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh my best friend don't use Twitter but he just send me this pic.twitter.com/z8WsssAVf0

— Blah Blah Blah (@AhmedShashmi) July 28, 2016

@shehrozekhattak @AzmarKhan @SportsJournoo @hiraaaz @SarcasticMeh same bro pic.twitter.com/FIFknVD0BW

— Saad (@SaaddObaid) July 28, 2016

Even some women started pitching in

@TalhaAhmadd @shehrozekhattak @Emclub7 @Hasnaat_ @BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver @Itsarsal @SarcasticMeh same pic.twitter.com/C5OCW9GNxf

— M. (@CaptBomb_) July 28, 2016

Those aren’t real hairy woman legs so plis to no panic, okay?

Someone even busted out their Prisma skills

@noumanihsan_ @Emclub7 @ZuHaider @Hasnaat_ @shehrozekhattak @BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver @Itsarsal prisma. pic.twitter.com/ARQ0P4q7wW

— Talha. (@TalhaAhmadd) July 28, 2016

And then things started getting out of hand…

@SarcasticMeh lo BC. pic.twitter.com/TpoAc0kaTT

— Talee (@TaleeInsaan) July 28, 2016

@shehrozekhattak @CaptBomb_ @TalhaAhmadd @Emclub7 @Hasnaat_ @BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver @Itsarsal @SarcasticMeh pic.twitter.com/A9pAUEPFuz

— maruf. (@eintheist) July 28, 2016

You know when this guy shows up, things are only going south from then on, so brace yourself folks.

@hisredrighthand @eintheist @shehrozekhattak @CaptBomb_ @TalhaAhmadd @Emclub7 @Hasnaat_ @BeelaalTariq @TheMathSolver pic.twitter.com/ytuMPQtDvc

— B-Rabbit (@Itsarsal) July 28, 2016

The tweets after this are too scandalous to reproduce here. Yes, scandalous even for libtards like MangoBaaz.

And for all those who still don’t get the joke, this guy sums it up

We feel you, bros.

@ApMarJaien @SarcasticMeh saw this post still confused what is chote chadday

— ❤️ (@CussingDegree) July 28, 2016

Guys, keep doing what you’re doing, that’s what freedom’s all about. Aur thora larkiyon ko bhi apni marzi se karnay do jo dil karta hai unka.