Warning: You Will Not Be Able To Unsee What Happened To This Biryani

By Biya Haq | 29 Dec, 2017

Warning: The following contains images that may not be suitable for children and some (all) adults with a strong sense of love for Biryani. 

On the popular Facebook page, ‘Foodies R Us,’ someone posted an abomination of a dish called, ‘Vegetable Biryani With Nutella.’

Source: Foodies R Us Via: Facebook

KYA MATLAB?!

Source: Foodies R Us Via: Facebook

CONTAINS NUT AND DAIRY? MORE LIKE CONTAINS SADNESS, HATE AND THE LACK OF THE WILL TO LIVE A FULFILLED LIFE.

Source: Deenga

HAYE ALLAH.

What kind of a person mixes Biryani and NUTELLA? Yes, we have always established Nutella as one of the most delicious, amazing perfect concoctions nature has to offer but, hello?

Biryani and Nutella do NOT mix. Biology nahi parhi!??!

Upon further investigation, we did find out that the picture originated from some resort in Fiji. FIJI. The man who posted the post of the image said it was from a friend of a friend who took it at some resort.

We don’t know for sure WHO made the dish but we do know one thing for sure, Pakistanis are NOT amused:

We wish we had an answer for all of you.

Source: Foodies R Us Via: Facebook

Wow, um yes.

Source: Foodies R Us Via: Facebook

Btw, we’re all in luck because admissions are open: https://biryaniuniversity.com/

UTH. GAYA. SAY BYE!

Source: Foodies R Us Via: Facebook

#Scared.

Source: Foodies R Us Via: Facebook

It seems as if the dish did more harm than we thought…

Source: Foodies R Us Via: Facebook

SUPER OUCH. Like, rude.

Source: Foodies R Us Via: Facebook

 

via Deenga

Suffice to say, we are not happy with this situation and the Internet agrees. We are very diplomatic people here at MangoBaaz and we like to see both sides. However, this? Nai, sorry, bye.

So Chef Fiji, if you’re reading this – please, know that an entire nation’s happiness (and appetite is at stake).

Are you traumatized by the contents of this article? We apologize, but we did warn you. Luckily, we also have a solution! In order to make sure your biryani has not been tampered with, you can check reviews and information of the places you’re getting your food by visiting Hungerist.com!

Promise we won’t hurt you like these images may have. Love you.

 

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