17 Signs You're Someone Who’s Not Too Halal But You’re Also Not Haraam AF

By Sakina Hunaid | 31 Mar, 2017

Have you ever felt that you can’t seem to get along with either side: the conservatives as well as the liberals? It’s hard when you have been brought up in a conservative surrounding but were exposed to liberal ideas while growing up because you turn into a weird mixture that just cannot fit in on either of the two extremes.

Here are some things that you can definitely relate to:

 

1. You pray more than Eid to Eid, but you aren’t yet able to pray 5 times a day

Like, it’s hard to wake up for Fajr after pulling an all nighter, but Friday prayers are a must.

Source: Make a gif

 

2. Deep necks, nangi taangein and spaghetti straps are too revealing for you.

Source: deenga.com

 

3. But at the same time hijab and abaya are way too conservative

After all, you wanna show that sexy haircut, don’t you?

Source: Make a gif

 

4. Pork is a big no. Pig is ewww.

Source: Make a gif

 

5. But tasting a little bit sharaab, or doing a line of coke that one day when you were abroad doesn’t count.

You were just curious.

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Via: Tumblr

 

6. You have good friends from the opposite gender and you don’t feel uncomfortable around them

Source: Deenga

 

7. But you wouldn’t greet them with a kiss on the cheek or give them a warm tight hug

Source: deenga.com

 

8. You don’t mind having a girlfriend or a boyfriend

Source: Shiny Toy Guns

 

9. Holding hands and even kissing is kinda cool

Source: Deenga

 

10. But sex is a bit overboard. Sex before marriage is not something you will be comfortable with

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Source: Ali Rush / YouTube

 

11. Going on overnight trips alone with your bae is a BIG NO

Like that’s not even a possibility you are willing to consider – what will you tell your parents? What will you tell the society? Heck Allah will never forgive you!

Source: Deenga

 

12. Hell you can’t even go to their place for even one night

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13. You kinda casually believe in stuff like nazar lag jana and jinn etc but you wouldn’t let it affect your decisions

Source: Telenor Pakistan

 

14. You kinda fast in Ramadan, but might spend most part of the day watching movies or sleeping instead of praying.

But itni garmi mein sab maaf hai.

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Source: Spyglass Entertainment / Relativity Media / Marc Platt Productions / Kickstart Productions / Top Cow Productions

 

15. You secretly watch porn, but can’t talk about it openly ever.

Log judge kareinge!

Source: deenga.com

 

16. You advocate openness but can’t talk about sex with your own parents

Source: deenga.com

 

17. But you know you are fine the way you are. You know any of the two extremes don’t suit you. 😀

Source: deenga.com

 

Stay your moderate self. Maybe just be a little less judgmental toward non-moderates. Baaqi sab theek hai.

 

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Cover image via: A-Plus Entertainment

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