13 Irritating Things You Hear If You're A Pakistani Guy Who Can't Grow A Proper Daarhi

By Arslan Athar | 9 Sep, 2017

A Daarhi is essential for any Pakistan man to be a true mard. However there are some people who just cannot physically grow out their facial hair.

If you’re one of those men, you’ve definitely heard these things:

 

1. “Kaisa mard hai tu?”

Thank you for your namak chirako on my zakhm.

Source: Deenga

 

2. “Tujh se ziada toh larkiyon ki daarhi hojati hai aaj kal

‘I don’t know, genetics?’

Source: Adele VEVO

 

3. “You would look good with a beard”

‘Wow thanks for telling me about something I can’t do’

Source: Deedle-Dee Productions

 

4. “Yaar, try toh kar

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Source: Best Ads Channel / YouTube

 

5. “Larka hai ya larki? Khusra kahin ka

Not only is it highly offensive to say being transgender is comparable to something weak or problematic, it’s also very mean.

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Via: Tumblr

 

6. “You should only grow one if you can, warna tou bura lagta hai

‘Someone give me a break’

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Source: Summit Entertainment

 

7. “Ye meme dekhbilkul tere liye hai

beard-meme
Via: Twitter

 

8. “Sorry yaar, tujhe koi larki nahi milni 

*deep breathes deep breathes deep breathes*

Source: Hum Network Limited

 

9. “Waisay you’re lucky, roz shave aur trimming nahi karni parti

Source: Tenor

 

10. “The beard filter on Snapchat is the nearest you’ll ever be to an actual beard” 

Source: Niall Horan / Snapchat

 

11. “Lekin tumharay bhai aur abbu ki toh itni achi daarhi hai

‘Yes, I know. This is my daily reality’

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Source: Sadia Jabbar Productions

 

12. “Yaar tere jo do baal aye hue hain na ye bohut embarrassing hain, kaat de

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Source: REDRUM Films / ARY Films

 

13. “Sir, apna driving license dikhaein 

Can a beardless man not drive in peace in this country.

Source: Deenga

 

But here are some pearls of wisdom from Dexter:

Source: Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, inc.

 

13 Ways A Beard Turns You From A Boy To A “Real Mard”

 

 


Cover image via: sadaf samreen / Pinterest

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