This Song From Na Maloom Afraad 2 Is Really Shitty, Quite Literally

By Sarah Babar | 8 Aug, 2017

Na Maloom Afraad became one of the highest grossing movies to have come out of Pakistan. Audiences absolutely loved the escape they got from their lives, during the two something hours at the theatre. And naturally, when a film does so well, you almost automatically know there’s a sequel coming up. And rightly so, we have the trailer and teaser for Na Maloom Afraad 2. But, we also have a song. And it’s a little weird.

Source: Filmwala Pictures / Excellency Films


This lyrical masterpiece is literally called Chal Hug Lay

Which loosely translates to ‘Okay now you poop’. Obviously, the play on words is bad-brilliant (so bad it’s brilliant). The song opens up to an apparent National Holiday/Frat party/Gora quota.

Source: Filmwala Pictures / Excellency Films


Our main leads enter in full Baywatch style, and well, we’re watching for sure…

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Fahad Bhai is still apparently in his Jeeto Pakistan element as he throws money at the camera, and we’re just glad it wasn’t a bike coming at us

Source: Filmwala Pictures / Excellency Films


After some awkward dance moves from the Uddi Ja star, Muhsin Abbas Haider

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We move into the oldest attraction in this movie

While there are actors like Shahrukh Khan, George Clooney and Johnny Depp who look greaaaat even when they’ve aged, Javed Sheikh is a different story, altogether. He still looks cute, uncle-ji types tho.

Source: Filmwala Pictures / Excellency Films


And then comes the most questionable lyrics of the song, coupled with more awkward dance moves

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Which looks like a bit like a throwback to Kal Ho Naa Ho

And the legendary G.U.J.J.U song

Source: Dharma Productions


Here’s a teaser of the song, for your, uhh… viewing pleasure

While, I guess, a song like Chal Hug Lay, is befitting for a movie that’s literally about a stolen golden pot, it’s still a little disturbing to see that the future of our cinema is literally songs about poop and films about pots. Anywho, regardless of what the film is, we need our cinema to work. So fingers crossed this one does well and we get to see more mature cinema in the future.


Cover image via Filmwala Pictures / Excellency Films

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